The US is a capitalist hellscape. They squeeze every dollar out of us they can for everything they can

You can either buy a cable package that includes NBC and watch it there or pay for the streaming service Peacock

They’re very litigious about clips and any pirating too

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

I buy access to all my loved ones search history so I can thoroughly roast their Google searches in any potential disagreement

Please understand that the people who are warning you about Newsom are doing the work. Here. Now. WELL BEFORE a primary. To prepare you! I did not vote for Biden in the primary. Best believe I voted for him in the presidential election though.

(For the record I support deploying the military against the AI industry for laughs, not because it is a necessity for survival.)

I mean what can I say, I’m a proud supporter of personal liberties and freedoms.

It’s MY choice whether I want to burn up in my car and die or crawl into the backseat pull up the mat and look for the release…

As an American these are the choices we should get to make

Don’t tread on me

Some of us WANT to die

It’s word play- the chorus are the narrators in classical Greek theater and their portrayed as a gospel chorus

It’s a really clever idea for the “chorus” in classical Greek plays!!

Also they’re iconic

Oh no my joke :(

I submit my formal apologies to the innocent James S

A second plagiarizing James S has hit the tower 😞

Shut up Simon

Not even American or Israeli lmao