MELLY
@mellyfratelli.bsky.social
“looming over a spreadsheet like Nosferatu conducting an audit”
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Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
The only reason I don’t like the result is because West Ham have a better fixture than us in the next gameweek but it’s always a good time to see the Yanited players and fans looking glum.
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The only reason I don’t like the result is because West Ham have a better fixture than us in the next gameweek but it’s always a good time to see the Yanited players and fans looking glum.
It’s been abysmal to watch, too.
I’ll be so mad if we roll over for this lot next month.
I’ll be so mad if we roll over for this lot next month.
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It’s been abysmal to watch, too.
I’ll be so mad if we roll over for this lot next month.
I’ll be so mad if we roll over for this lot next month.
That’s why I don’t feel too uncomfortable wanting them to win tonight. They’re basically pathetic and also, beating West Ham means absolutely nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That’s why I don’t feel too uncomfortable wanting them to win tonight. They’re basically pathetic and also, beating West Ham means absolutely nothing.
Casemiro could play for Yanited for the next 20 years and if you taped me to the telly for each and every game, I’d still never get used to seeing him in that shirt. It’s a jump scare every time.
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Casemiro could play for Yanited for the next 20 years and if you taped me to the telly for each and every game, I’d still never get used to seeing him in that shirt. It’s a jump scare every time.
Saved for later. One does not concentrate willy nilly.
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Saved for later. One does not concentrate willy nilly.
Glad for you, whatever it means.
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Glad for you, whatever it means.
That’s a lot of potato. Swing by Honest Greens for a token ensalada.
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
That’s a lot of potato. Swing by Honest Greens for a token ensalada.
I hope they win 20-nil tbqh.
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hope they win 20-nil tbqh.
I feel like you sniffed out the most touristy places you could find. Limited sympathy. I only drink in dark and dingy places.
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I feel like you sniffed out the most touristy places you could find. Limited sympathy. I only drink in dark and dingy places.
Clearly, nobody in the office was thinking of Farkeball during the last transfer window, so I actually think it probably doesn’t change much. He’s surely been too close to the sack for AU to be scouting players just for him.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Clearly, nobody in the office was thinking of Farkeball during the last transfer window, so I actually think it probably doesn’t change much. He’s surely been too close to the sack for AU to be scouting players just for him.
I think I’d rather give Asencio a run at right back. Fede always does a good job but if Asencio is right back, we’re not robbing Peter to pay Paul.
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I think I’d rather give Asencio a run at right back. Fede always does a good job but if Asencio is right back, we’re not robbing Peter to pay Paul.
I don’t want to believe it’s good nutrition and sleep. I want to believe he does loads of coke, fights all night, never wears a coat and has one meal per day, consisting of raw meat, a Guinness and a ciggy for dessert.
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t want to believe it’s good nutrition and sleep. I want to believe he does loads of coke, fights all night, never wears a coat and has one meal per day, consisting of raw meat, a Guinness and a ciggy for dessert.
Not sure of the street, but by the station.
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not sure of the street, but by the station.
Go to Bulevar by Alonso Martinez.
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Go to Bulevar by Alonso Martinez.
You were back of the queue this year!
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You were back of the queue this year!
I’ve only ever been on a match day so I’ve never seen cars on that road before!
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’ve only ever been on a match day so I’ve never seen cars on that road before!
Both of those players are only 22, as well. They deserve playing time.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Both of those players are only 22, as well. They deserve playing time.
Yeah, he has.. I didn’t know if there were further exemptions but I’m possibly thinking of a Covid rule. So we could register him, but not play him. Which is basically what Palace have done. He should still get recalled in January though. I’d be equally happy if he went back to Geta.
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yeah, he has.. I didn’t know if there were further exemptions but I’m possibly thinking of a Covid rule. So we could register him, but not play him. Which is basically what Palace have done. He should still get recalled in January though. I’d be equally happy if he went back to Geta.
I love how you said had, like he’s dead.
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I love how you said had, like he’s dead.
You must feel like Endrick.
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You must feel like Endrick.
It’s a shame you weren’t there in time for a match, it feels like being in an actual cathedral at Christmas or something.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s a shame you weren’t there in time for a match, it feels like being in an actual cathedral at Christmas or something.
It’s just an air fryer.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It’s just an air fryer.