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it gets you here. it gets you righ here
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Market Watch: troubled colored playsand manufacturer SandCorp experiences third straight day of decline ($SNDC, -99.999%)
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Hand-Plant Stunt
'Heavy Shreddin''
NES
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
small domino: pee tape real
big domino: pee tape real
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
[photoshopping a spiral over a tree or something] dude nature is way mathematical
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
my health insurance plan is operating a Pluggers comic reposter here whose userbase I can gofundme in an emergency
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
donald trump has been found dead in the bathroom with his pants down and a turd peeking out and the turd was grey like the color of expired hamburger meat
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
inventing "strawberry juice"... aka the devil's juice
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Median Age of All US Homebuyers: 59 Years.

It was 39 in 2010.

Torsten at Apollo
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
4th jets to brazil album called "berries color for holiday"
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
shocking revelations today about president don "the doninator" trump
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
recent research at Johns Hopkins has shown that 1 in 700,000 men may experience a life-threatening medical condition now known as "chaos balls"
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
scenes from the wildlife appetite ruiner
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
and our robot. it can walk 4 feet without falling down?
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
can we get an update on this. it is a beautiful word and i know it's done numbers this year
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
captains log stardate november. freezin my lil weenis off
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
not using commas anymore there is a new way
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
they have widened the door of black friday so wide that the door pressure exuded by all the deal seekers hardly ever busts the door anymore
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
people are telling me to hate the republican party but it's like hating a tree branch that crushes your car or a cat that puked on your pillow. there will always be a chaotic evil, no sense yelling at it
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it does get exhausting living by the decree the world's 30 evilest grandpas but there is simply no way to end their lives prematurely
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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It's official - 8 D AYEs
Durbin
Hassan
King
Cortez Masto
Kaine
Shaheen
Rosen
Fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
just going to be an anti dogs guy for a few months just to see how it flies. might be time. saying ew and calling them "your beast"
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
check it out. you get on the couch but instead of sitting upright you sort of lay sideways, important to put your head on a pillow or something too. then what you do is try to force your body to be as long as physically possible, arms too. hold it that way for a few seconds and it feels SO GOOD
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM