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Melissa
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Horses, cats, dogs, knitting, science, watching the slow death of American democracy. Just the regular shit
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for donald trump's sake i hope nobody brings up politics at the olympics, an infamously politics-free zone
February 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The ICE doofs providing “security” at the Milan Olympics should be stopped at customs and asked for their social media history. If they have anything positive to say about the Orange Turd, they can’t enter. Problem solved, y’all.
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Remember 20 years ago when Trump decided to become president of Venezuela?
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Sometimes I’m awake at 3am. Sometimes I find the joy in small moments like wrapping up the pup in her fuzzy blanky after her breakfast.
Everyone needs some moments of joy right now.
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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Nothing like Dogs & Horses 💕
January 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
In my version of “deserving person gives award to most undeserving person”, McLain Ward gives me his team show jumping gold medal from the 2018 World Equestrian Games.

#gimmegimme
January 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The time the dog avoided looking me in the eyes in hopes I would let her inside with the frozen horse manure ball she had in her mouth.
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I finally had it happen IRL- a dude in first class is all upset about a baby “screaming” (not actually screaming btw) across the aisle from him. He’s currently getting a life lesson in “patience” from the flight attendant who I’m sure didn’t imagine parenting a grown man when she got up today.
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Lest we forget…
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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This fetid landmark, this historical stain on humanity is primarily due to the stunningly reckless obliteration of America's foreign assistance agency earlier this year.

Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.
For First Time in Decades, Child Deaths Will Rise This Year
Almost a quarter of a million more children around the world are projected to die in 2025 than in 2024.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Ellen Swallow Richards was born #OTD in 1842--she was an industrial & safety engineer and environmental chemist. She was also the:

- 1st female student at MIT
- 1st female grad of MIT
- 1st American woman to obtain a degree in chemistry 🧪
- 1st female instructor at MIT

#firsts #WomenInSTEM
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
God Fucking Damnit
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Krissy called me down to the kitchen to have me eat a last bit of Thanksgiving leftovers so she could put its container into the dishwasher, and I just got a stern look from the dog warning me not to overstep into her territory ever again
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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In the United States, we have the largest billionaire class in the world. At the same time, 40% of our population—including no less than 49% of our children—are poor or low-income.

You don’t end up with an economy accidentally.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Why does the Qatar track look like they turned a bunch of 5 year olds loose with crayons?
#F1
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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A note from our CEO Andy Hunter expressing our gratitude for our extended book family and stressing the importance of supporting independent bookstores this holiday season and beyond 💜
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A 14yo is a child.

A 15yo is a child.

A 16yo is a child.

A 17yo is a child.

Raping an 18yo is a crime.

Raping a 19yo is a crime.

Etc.
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Two Qs...

1. What's your "I'm living GOOD" $ amt? Not "comfy living" but allows you to do what you love and what you want. For me - $5mil. Taking 6% =$300k/yr. Bills are paid, hobbies/travel funded, can help family if needed.

2. What % is this of Elon's $1trn pkg? For me - 0.0005%

TAX THE RICH
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
His *first* wife?

Follow up- who is his second wife?
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’m m trying to figure out what has happened to MTG.

My top hypotheses:

- she moved in to a new house without lead pipes
- she met a gay person
- she loosened her lifting belt
- she looked at Nancy Mace and thought “my god, is that what I look like?!?!”

Please add your own ideas.
HOSTIN: You don't believe in QAnon anymore? You've changed?

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: No, I haven't changed. I was a victim just like you were of media lies and stuff you read on social media
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
All of this
October 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM