so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny

Super Bowl ignorance: Jake Paul claims that Bad Bunny isn’t a real American citizen, while he himself lives in Puerto Rico. #badbunny #jakepaul #superbowl #halftimeshow

In California:

Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here!

Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!

I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!

#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

I HAVE REVOKED LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON’S DISGUSTING AND UNAMERICAN DEI POLICY! EVEN THOUGH EVERY PRESIDENT HAS ONLY ADDED ON TO IT! INCLUDING ME! NOW IT’S SUDDENLY HARMFUL! NOW IT IS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE FEDERALLY IN HIRING BASED ON, GENDER, RACE, AND MORE!

#MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

Welp, @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app has officially taken down @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! I tried opening the app and it says “Account Has Been Removed!” The account was in FULL compliance BlueSky, wtf?

THE RADICAL LEFTIST SCUM @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app STRUCK DOWN AND KILLED @ElonMusk-JoinX.bsky.social IN COLD BLOOD! THE COWARDS HAD TO DO IT WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP!

(Jokes aside, they banned my Elon parody account lol, like and repost to make them see 😂)

Hello felon

I know it goes against a particular narrative but...are we allowed to talk about our friends getting jobs again in LA in the entertainment industry?

nothing is perfect but now have 4 friends in the industry who have landed permanent movie/film jobs over the past 2 weeks after looking for...months

In a democracy, we are supposed to feel like we have control over our lives because the people control the government.

But in the U.S., people feel like our lives are out of control because the people don’t control the federal government.

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I have so many things I need to do, but all I really want to do is stay in bed. A memoir.