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The Wumpus
@melgum14.bsky.social
· May 7
Hi there! Looking for something?
Curling is America’s booty call sport. Really intense involvement once in a while and no contact otherwise.
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Curling is America’s booty call sport. Really intense involvement once in a while and no contact otherwise.
Leftover Super Bowl crab cakes. Yuuuuum
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Leftover Super Bowl crab cakes. Yuuuuum
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Dropkin's shot to knock all 3 stones out with sound and replays
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Dropkin's shot to knock all 3 stones out with sound and replays
Please tell me they are making a twisted metal season 3
February 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Please tell me they are making a twisted metal season 3
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QUIT YOUR JOB. USA HOCKEY IS ON.
an american flag with white stars and red stripes
Alt: an american flag with white stars and red stripes
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
QUIT YOUR JOB. USA HOCKEY IS ON.
Love explaining how time zones work to my coworkers. Love it.
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Love explaining how time zones work to my coworkers. Love it.
QUIT YOUR JOB. USA HOCKEY IS ON.
an american flag with white stars and red stripes
Alt: an american flag with white stars and red stripes
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
QUIT YOUR JOB. USA HOCKEY IS ON.
It’s time to turn notifications on for your Peacock app
a flag with the olympic rings on it is flying in front of a crowd
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media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It’s time to turn notifications on for your Peacock app
Hot Honey is everywhere right now.
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Hot Honey is everywhere right now.
Hashtag Cow Town Puppet Show
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Hashtag Cow Town Puppet Show
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Imagine what I don’t say! lol
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Imagine what I don’t say! lol
I have an ax to grind against Costco and everyone at my office has to hear about it. Lol.
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I have an ax to grind against Costco and everyone at my office has to hear about it. Lol.
K7K time!
a man is holding a piece of food in his hand and says " me "
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media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
K7K time!
I don’t think the producers of the Twisted Medal tv show get enough credit for bringing Axel to live action.
February 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I don’t think the producers of the Twisted Medal tv show get enough credit for bringing Axel to live action.
It’s Password! It’s Super Password!
January 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It’s Password! It’s Super Password!
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If you're in need of some ambient music to beat the winter chill, let us offer you the sounds of mortal souls expiring
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
If you're in need of some ambient music to beat the winter chill, let us offer you the sounds of mortal souls expiring
I love shaving in my office bathroom. Real old school business guy vibe.
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I love shaving in my office bathroom. Real old school business guy vibe.
Remember when the spot in the 7up logo was like a person?
January 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Remember when the spot in the 7up logo was like a person?
Watching TPIR at work today. I let most everyone work from home and my boss (everyone has a boss) is not venturing outside
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Watching TPIR at work today. I let most everyone work from home and my boss (everyone has a boss) is not venturing outside