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MegH Arlot
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Image Maker, Comic, Content Creator, Artist.... I do it all
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Nightmare on Hell Street
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I’m trying to fall asleep but every time I start to drift off my dog keeps farting and it’s equally annoying and hilarious. I don’t understand how a cheek-less creature is capable of producing such noise 😒 her guilty and apologetic tail wagging is almost as disruptive as the gas itself.
January 18, 2026 at 5:46 AM
On my 36th birthday, taking my PrEP & Wellbutrin washing it down with a sugar free cherry C4 on an empty stomach. You’d think I would know better than that by now, but you would be wrong. 🤗 I’m SO grateful to still have access to my meds & healthcare & worried for those who aren’t so fortunate.
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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In an attempt to invert a core principle of American governance, Miller claims those who state military and intelligence professionals must refuse illegal orders are “openly calling for an insurrection.” The duty to refuse unlawful orders is a requirement, grounded in the Constitution and the UCMJ.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

New word for queef just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Ok so can confirm, men being afraid of me makes me horny. 🤷🏼‍♀️

And depending on the way they react I sometimes want to direct that horny at them. Something about panic apologizing really is doing it for me. 😅
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I just accidentally dommed $400 out of a man and honestly I’ve never felt more powerful….
a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
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November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey friends hope you’re all carrying whistles already among other things 😉 but if you can’t afford a g*n or don’t feel safe owning one might I recommend traveling with bear mace incase a monster attacks or tries to abduct a member of your community. Bonus points if you get one with dye for tracking.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I love when I change my hair and they guy I am fucking says “it’s giving….” 💅🏻 that’s right babe it is
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When you wake up and see he left his butt plug on your nightstand like a slutty little Cinderella 🤭
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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These are a gem.
My old town had a tool library, my new town has a sewing library.
Gifts. 🎁
September 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
September 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
September 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Swift, Thiel, Zuckerberg or are those too obvious?
A friend of mine introduced me to a game called "Guillotine": when the revolution comes, who are your top 3 for the guillotine?

One rule: cannot be obvious answers such as Trump, Elon, JK Rowling, or Netanyahu.
August 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don’t want to get the news that Trump died tonight.

Because liquor stores are closed and I didn’t think a head to have champagne on standby.
August 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Bruh the way I’m GIDDY as fuck wondering if it really happened right now and I made a sigil for it just the other night 😂
August 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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That's Chump for ya!
July 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM