lazy line painter jane
@medianoche.bsky.social
most of the time i have no idea what i’m going on about. so like don’t trip if you don’t get it. now we have something in common.
csny/b&s amalgamation of a handle
forklift certified
shitposters union #42069
csny/b&s amalgamation of a handle
forklift certified
shitposters union #42069
spielberg wanted to use m&m’s in ET and they were like we don’t want our candy associated with an ugly alien. fortunately reese’s was like let’s go
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
spielberg wanted to use m&m’s in ET and they were like we don’t want our candy associated with an ugly alien. fortunately reese’s was like let’s go
these were $.99 apiece at the grocery outlet and i’ve gotten a reputation as the guy who brings candy to share so it’s going to be fun yelling hey “name” think fast and throwing these at my co workers
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
these were $.99 apiece at the grocery outlet and i’ve gotten a reputation as the guy who brings candy to share so it’s going to be fun yelling hey “name” think fast and throwing these at my co workers
love to see it
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
love to see it
so like i should be able to just unhook my dvd player and get a second hdmi, right?
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
so like i should be able to just unhook my dvd player and get a second hdmi, right?
it’s one of the new ones
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
it’s one of the new ones
numbers 23 23
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
numbers 23 23
after years of it being unavailable on streaming and i almost bought it on dvd it’s on netflix now
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
after years of it being unavailable on streaming and i almost bought it on dvd it’s on netflix now
HABEMUS PAPUM!
DEUS VULT
IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
DEUS VULT
IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
HABEMUS PAPUM!
DEUS VULT
IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
DEUS VULT
IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
before i shoot my shot and give this to a lady who is into the idea of the stolen sticker, am i fucking this up? she’s really intelligent and competent, and so proficient and that’s why i admire her so very much.
i haven’t been on a date since 2018.
i haven’t been on a date since 2018.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
before i shoot my shot and give this to a lady who is into the idea of the stolen sticker, am i fucking this up? she’s really intelligent and competent, and so proficient and that’s why i admire her so very much.
i haven’t been on a date since 2018.
i haven’t been on a date since 2018.
i am about to get on the bike and investigate this soon. huge if true. but you may see white smoke soon.
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i am about to get on the bike and investigate this soon. huge if true. but you may see white smoke soon.
just a regular ass country where kroger is like “we can’t make change”
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
just a regular ass country where kroger is like “we can’t make change”
in need of letting my brain unwind and it’s been too long
also, life advice. “if you feel it, chase it”
also, life advice. “if you feel it, chase it”
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
in need of letting my brain unwind and it’s been too long
also, life advice. “if you feel it, chase it”
also, life advice. “if you feel it, chase it”
thankful for my friend @bkassel.bsky.social for hooking me up with a gift that i would never give myself because i didn’t think i deserved it
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
thankful for my friend @bkassel.bsky.social for hooking me up with a gift that i would never give myself because i didn’t think i deserved it
to any of you who had the illusion that i know things or have a clue, i’d like to introduce you to the man upstairs
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
to any of you who had the illusion that i know things or have a clue, i’d like to introduce you to the man upstairs
ocular pat down
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ocular pat down
i got you brother
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i got you brother
this wedge of really good aged cheddar cost $115 and they let us all try it before we served it. so delicious
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
this wedge of really good aged cheddar cost $115 and they let us all try it before we served it. so delicious
not mine but i helped
October 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
not mine but i helped
not today, satan!
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
not today, satan!
here we are now entertain us
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
here we are now entertain us
at costco for the first time
gonna get a hot dog
gonna get a hot dog
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
at costco for the first time
gonna get a hot dog
gonna get a hot dog
iykyk and thank you ॐ
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
iykyk and thank you ॐ
it started in the bush era where people who lived in the middle of nowhere were “real americans” and people like me were “[slur] city weirdos with blue hair” and they look at maps like this and think they have a point. a lot of those red swathes have more cows and pigs than people.
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
it started in the bush era where people who lived in the middle of nowhere were “real americans” and people like me were “[slur] city weirdos with blue hair” and they look at maps like this and think they have a point. a lot of those red swathes have more cows and pigs than people.