lazy line painter jane
@medianoche.bsky.social
most of the time i have no idea what i’m going on about. so like don’t trip if you don’t get it. now we have something in common.
csny/b&s amalgamation of a handle
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csny/b&s amalgamation of a handle
forklift certified
shitposters union #42069
it’s such a great feeling when you remember “oh wait i have an absurd amount of candy in my backpack “
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
it’s such a great feeling when you remember “oh wait i have an absurd amount of candy in my backpack “
excluding the director and vfx team i’m probably the person who has seen the movie “twisters” the most
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
excluding the director and vfx team i’m probably the person who has seen the movie “twisters” the most
sometimes wonder about the grey eyed one. but i think it’s a good idea to not make bad decisions.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
sometimes wonder about the grey eyed one. but i think it’s a good idea to not make bad decisions.
today i learned that apparently they don’t have rabies in the uk. maybe with bats, but they don’t have to deal with that
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
today i learned that apparently they don’t have rabies in the uk. maybe with bats, but they don’t have to deal with that
i’m not worried about getting beer tomorrow. the bodega down the street is run by hindus and they’re indifferent to our holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i’m not worried about getting beer tomorrow. the bodega down the street is run by hindus and they’re indifferent to our holidays.
these were $.99 apiece at the grocery outlet and i’ve gotten a reputation as the guy who brings candy to share so it’s going to be fun yelling hey “name” think fast and throwing these at my co workers
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
these were $.99 apiece at the grocery outlet and i’ve gotten a reputation as the guy who brings candy to share so it’s going to be fun yelling hey “name” think fast and throwing these at my co workers
i’ve posted it before but this clown is a weaponized version of an unintelligent persons version of a smart person. and i’m not even wearing mascara.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i’ve posted it before but this clown is a weaponized version of an unintelligent persons version of a smart person. and i’m not even wearing mascara.
also the idiotic myth about “the first thanksgiving” with the pilgrims and natives coming together. the native people were stepping up because they were like “these fools are going to starve if we don’t feed them” and they got smallpox as a thank you
thanksgiving. a holiday created during the civil war so lincoln could secure re election. and a day when amateurs try to cook like pros. and your uncle gets drunk and says some crazy racist shit and then tells you about how the earth is flat.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
also the idiotic myth about “the first thanksgiving” with the pilgrims and natives coming together. the native people were stepping up because they were like “these fools are going to starve if we don’t feed them” and they got smallpox as a thank you
thanksgiving. a holiday created during the civil war so lincoln could secure re election. and a day when amateurs try to cook like pros. and your uncle gets drunk and says some crazy racist shit and then tells you about how the earth is flat.
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
thanksgiving. a holiday created during the civil war so lincoln could secure re election. and a day when amateurs try to cook like pros. and your uncle gets drunk and says some crazy racist shit and then tells you about how the earth is flat.
been reading less news lately and it’s been great. now i just watch colbert on youtube the next morning and that’s all i need to know
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
been reading less news lately and it’s been great. now i just watch colbert on youtube the next morning and that’s all i need to know
i wonder how many big macs trump is going to have tomorrow. maybe a filet o fish too?
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i wonder how many big macs trump is going to have tomorrow. maybe a filet o fish too?
there’s a joke in the tv show parks and recreation about brita filters. and the water in a lot of iowa is chock full of nitrates.
posted from portland where we have non fluoridated water that comes from mt hood and they occasionally have a boil order from ducks poopin in the reservoir
posted from portland where we have non fluoridated water that comes from mt hood and they occasionally have a boil order from ducks poopin in the reservoir
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
there’s a joke in the tv show parks and recreation about brita filters. and the water in a lot of iowa is chock full of nitrates.
posted from portland where we have non fluoridated water that comes from mt hood and they occasionally have a boil order from ducks poopin in the reservoir
posted from portland where we have non fluoridated water that comes from mt hood and they occasionally have a boil order from ducks poopin in the reservoir
Reposted by lazy line painter jane
at a certain point nirvana songs just become beatles songs and if you don’t get that, take lsd. get a concussion. but i swear it’s in there. the chord progression.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
at a certain point nirvana songs just become beatles songs and if you don’t get that, take lsd. get a concussion. but i swear it’s in there. the chord progression.
at a certain point nirvana songs just become beatles songs and if you don’t get that, take lsd. get a concussion. but i swear it’s in there. the chord progression.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
at a certain point nirvana songs just become beatles songs and if you don’t get that, take lsd. get a concussion. but i swear it’s in there. the chord progression.
i really like the scene in a discovery of witches where the vampires jump out of a helicopter into a ruin of a castle but ultimately she learns to fly. and that’s what saves her.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i really like the scene in a discovery of witches where the vampires jump out of a helicopter into a ruin of a castle but ultimately she learns to fly. and that’s what saves her.
when did trump stop doing the stupid cheesy fake blonde thing and when do you think he will stop with the spray tan?
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
when did trump stop doing the stupid cheesy fake blonde thing and when do you think he will stop with the spray tan?
pour one out indeed. i applied and the mgr wanted to bring me on as foh/bartender. it would have been life changing. but they did piss tests (weed was technically still illegal) and after being on probation no way i was gonna do that for a job.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
pour one out indeed. i applied and the mgr wanted to bring me on as foh/bartender. it would have been life changing. but they did piss tests (weed was technically still illegal) and after being on probation no way i was gonna do that for a job.
love to see it
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
love to see it
king coleslaw
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
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November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
king coleslaw
sometimes it’s fun to answer the phone and talk to random strangers who are trying to sell you shit and completely disrupt the script and ask them how their day is going. what did you have for lunch? do you have a dog or a cat? what’s your favorite color?
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
sometimes it’s fun to answer the phone and talk to random strangers who are trying to sell you shit and completely disrupt the script and ask them how their day is going. what did you have for lunch? do you have a dog or a cat? what’s your favorite color?
be the april ludgate you want to see in the world
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
be the april ludgate you want to see in the world
who else never got the chicken pox? vaccinated in my early 20s.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
who else never got the chicken pox? vaccinated in my early 20s.
last night i came home and someone had been in my apartment. i’m down a pair of clean jeans and some undies. they came in through one of the windows. my old boots were out by the door and i guess they didn’t fit or they got spooked.
i’m good but it was scary.
i’m good but it was scary.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
last night i came home and someone had been in my apartment. i’m down a pair of clean jeans and some undies. they came in through one of the windows. my old boots were out by the door and i guess they didn’t fit or they got spooked.
i’m good but it was scary.
i’m good but it was scary.
one of my coworkers could tell i was stressing about payment (and the lack thereof) and brought in his laptop and helped me get on direct deposit. thank you so much.
no thanks to the front of house manager who should have done it when i got hired
no thanks to the front of house manager who should have done it when i got hired
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
one of my coworkers could tell i was stressing about payment (and the lack thereof) and brought in his laptop and helped me get on direct deposit. thank you so much.
no thanks to the front of house manager who should have done it when i got hired
no thanks to the front of house manager who should have done it when i got hired
when you’re drinking a caffeinated beverage and your brain is like “ooh sleepy time, good” and you’re like it’s get on the bike and rage out time. stupid brain.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
when you’re drinking a caffeinated beverage and your brain is like “ooh sleepy time, good” and you’re like it’s get on the bike and rage out time. stupid brain.