mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
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The peaceful moment before she found something disgusting in the leaves and I had to scream, "Drop it!! DROP IT!!!"
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The peaceful moment before she found something disgusting in the leaves and I had to scream, "Drop it!! DROP IT!!!"
Aw, gee, JD, it was just a joke. Just like when people call you Vladimir Futon
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Aw, gee, JD, it was just a joke. Just like when people call you Vladimir Futon
NOW DO TRUMP
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
NOW DO TRUMP
It's not 90s, but it will have to do
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It's not 90s, but it will have to do
Got me again
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Got me again
If you must turn 47 and you must be out of town for a conference and solo on your birthday, can I recommend having this image greet you when you walk out of your Airbnb bathroom naked after a shower
September 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you must turn 47 and you must be out of town for a conference and solo on your birthday, can I recommend having this image greet you when you walk out of your Airbnb bathroom naked after a shower
The only acceptable birthday cake piping in 2025
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The only acceptable birthday cake piping in 2025
Colleague: Okay so can we meet on 9/30? At 5? We can grab a drink.
Me: Sure, absolutely, that works for me.
Also me: That is my birthday btw nbd just in case
Me: Sure, absolutely, that works for me.
Also me: That is my birthday btw nbd just in case
September 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Colleague: Okay so can we meet on 9/30? At 5? We can grab a drink.
Me: Sure, absolutely, that works for me.
Also me: That is my birthday btw nbd just in case
Me: Sure, absolutely, that works for me.
Also me: That is my birthday btw nbd just in case
This is actually looking much better than it did this morning. I am burning in my car so I might need to walk around.
September 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is actually looking much better than it did this morning. I am burning in my car so I might need to walk around.
If anyone doubts how bad it is at North Carolina DMVs, here is the sign out at 7:45 am at the rural DMV I drove an hour to because the line was supposed to be shorter here
September 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
If anyone doubts how bad it is at North Carolina DMVs, here is the sign out at 7:45 am at the rural DMV I drove an hour to because the line was supposed to be shorter here
You know who was an immigrant to America?
Nikola Tesla.
Nikola Tesla.
September 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You know who was an immigrant to America?
Nikola Tesla.
Nikola Tesla.
I would definitely buy this t-shirt
September 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I would definitely buy this t-shirt
From the N&O and @lukedecock.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
From the N&O and @lukedecock.bsky.social
From the N&O and @lukedecock.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
From the N&O and @lukedecock.bsky.social
I know that there are RUMORS of my death circulating on dead social media platforms and fake NEWS media but here is clearly a picture taken today as proof of life, I have a newspaper with today's DATE in my hand but we removed that so that we don't promote liberal rags
September 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I know that there are RUMORS of my death circulating on dead social media platforms and fake NEWS media but here is clearly a picture taken today as proof of life, I have a newspaper with today's DATE in my hand but we removed that so that we don't promote liberal rags
I have been chasing Big Necklace™️ since I saw the original BN™️ influencer:
August 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I have been chasing Big Necklace™️ since I saw the original BN™️ influencer:
I thought Prue Leith was the Big Necklace™️ influencer I needed but she can't hold a rainbow sanitizer bottle on a carabiner to Esme Young
August 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I thought Prue Leith was the Big Necklace™️ influencer I needed but she can't hold a rainbow sanitizer bottle on a carabiner to Esme Young
Couldn't be me
August 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Couldn't be me
Just the absolute stupidest timeline possible fr
August 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just the absolute stupidest timeline possible fr
But we ended up here
August 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
But we ended up here
Coulda been me
August 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Coulda been me