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hoop and stick revivalist

30 they/them
HELP
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my new hobby is saying white supremacist shit in swiftie comment sections and only getting support and agreement
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
serving crona realness
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m on Upscrolled!
September 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I saw my fav Lustsickpuppy last night 🩷
July 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
oh my god can I please just take off my bottom growth and store it behind my ear like a pencil or something I’m tired of it feeling like this in literally all pants
July 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I FOUND IT AND THEY CHANGED THE RECIPE TO BE NORMAL LMAO. I do remember the old one also had mushrooms but can you blame me for forgetting when it tasted like chewing on curtains?
June 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
the costume designer killed this shit let me get your depop miss molly
June 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This specific bit of the Outer Worlds 2 showcase had me giggling.
June 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
June 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
what being nonbinary trans masc feels like
April 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sinners was one I was lucky enough to have not seen a preview for, I just knew it was a vampire movie. As a result, I chose Midnight Toker from Heretic. Smoke overwhelms most of the listed notes here, so it ended up smelling like burning wood, which was perfect! Sinners was a solid 8/10 for me.
April 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’m roleplaying a secret daughter of Barenziah
April 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
April 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
NO ONE SHOOT ME this cover is better than the original as a Ram stan
April 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
April 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
convos with my dad always devolve into a series of idioms
March 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
On my island I’m like, “Here’s the beach where Coco was born from radioactive waste.”
March 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Because I’m me, each viewing has a perfume pairing. Tonight we have Heretic and Rochester. Perfume is named after the place, but it reminds me of the weirdo with the attic wife. Alluring, old manor stank. I think Hugh Grant could smell like this is most of his roles.
March 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I don’t think damask curtain owners are well
March 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this made me carsick
March 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
EXACTLY
March 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
me: how was your weekend?
man: ok, things aren’t very good with my wife right now…
me:
March 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is what I mean by hiding. I refuse to be terrorized on shuffle.
March 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the gallows 💔
March 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM