Sad King Billy
@meadowshands.bsky.social
Certified Forklift Operator & Instructor | Emissary of the Gorgonites | United we demand, alone we starve
I sat on my headphones the other night and was going to be so sad if I had to throw them away because the battery lasts like 250 hours still
I repaired the broken bracket/headband and changed out the ear pads and it feels soooo much better
Not bad for an $18 fix
I repaired the broken bracket/headband and changed out the ear pads and it feels soooo much better
Not bad for an $18 fix
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I sat on my headphones the other night and was going to be so sad if I had to throw them away because the battery lasts like 250 hours still
I repaired the broken bracket/headband and changed out the ear pads and it feels soooo much better
Not bad for an $18 fix
I repaired the broken bracket/headband and changed out the ear pads and it feels soooo much better
Not bad for an $18 fix
Remember when celebrities used to fuck?
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Remember when celebrities used to fuck?
Even a broken clock is funny twice a day
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Even a broken clock is funny twice a day
Rate my sailing drip?
I have the biggest boat too
I have the biggest boat too
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Rate my sailing drip?
I have the biggest boat too
I have the biggest boat too
Teaching nephew how to play fetch
He's such a happy old pup
He's such a happy old pup
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Teaching nephew how to play fetch
He's such a happy old pup
He's such a happy old pup
Sometimes I laugh at the corporate emails
Ayyy girl you have a very nice ham display
Ayyy girl you have a very nice ham display
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sometimes I laugh at the corporate emails
Ayyy girl you have a very nice ham display
Ayyy girl you have a very nice ham display
What is my doctor trying to tell me?
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What is my doctor trying to tell me?
Freaking google put AI in my phone and now it's turning things into dinosaurs
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Freaking google put AI in my phone and now it's turning things into dinosaurs
I love how she meets me in the parking lot every morning
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I love how she meets me in the parking lot every morning
The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire
We won't need to water
Let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker
Burn
The roof
The roof is on fire
We won't need to water
Let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker
Burn
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire
We won't need to water
Let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker
Burn
The roof
The roof is on fire
We won't need to water
Let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker
Burn
Back in my day, when I didn't know a word, I could Google it then click a button that would read it out loud so I could learn the pronunciation...
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Back in my day, when I didn't know a word, I could Google it then click a button that would read it out loud so I could learn the pronunciation...
And all of them are the best you've ever read
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
And all of them are the best you've ever read
Work kitty has arrived
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Work kitty has arrived
Happy old man at the dog park
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Happy old man at the dog park
Oh man he looks so stoked right now
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh man he looks so stoked right now
I love dogs modeling products
It's the only marketing that works on me
It's the only marketing that works on me
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I love dogs modeling products
It's the only marketing that works on me
It's the only marketing that works on me
I'm so disappointed in myself for once enjoying Jacob Collier's music
Look how he's yelling at poor Yo-Yo Ma
Look how he's yelling at poor Yo-Yo Ma
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm so disappointed in myself for once enjoying Jacob Collier's music
Look how he's yelling at poor Yo-Yo Ma
Look how he's yelling at poor Yo-Yo Ma
My mom really enjoys taking care of my senior dog
She gave him this blanket and lays it down in whatever room she's cleaning so he can watch
Today he got a special treat
Kofi is fully in retirement
She gave him this blanket and lays it down in whatever room she's cleaning so he can watch
Today he got a special treat
Kofi is fully in retirement
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My mom really enjoys taking care of my senior dog
She gave him this blanket and lays it down in whatever room she's cleaning so he can watch
Today he got a special treat
Kofi is fully in retirement
She gave him this blanket and lays it down in whatever room she's cleaning so he can watch
Today he got a special treat
Kofi is fully in retirement
Why did this happen while installing a windows security update? Why won't bill gates let me be secure? Why did chatGPT write this error message?
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why did this happen while installing a windows security update? Why won't bill gates let me be secure? Why did chatGPT write this error message?
My phone can convert a still image into a video and it's honestly convincing. If this is the level of tech I am allowed to access, imagine what belongs to governments and shady organizations.
I can create an alibi for myself or fake a video of my enemy cheating on their SO.
Don't trust your eyes.
I can create an alibi for myself or fake a video of my enemy cheating on their SO.
Don't trust your eyes.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My phone can convert a still image into a video and it's honestly convincing. If this is the level of tech I am allowed to access, imagine what belongs to governments and shady organizations.
I can create an alibi for myself or fake a video of my enemy cheating on their SO.
Don't trust your eyes.
I can create an alibi for myself or fake a video of my enemy cheating on their SO.
Don't trust your eyes.
Remember the 100 dudes vs a gorilla debate?
Pretty sure I just found a guy who could fight 100 gorillas
Pretty sure I just found a guy who could fight 100 gorillas
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Remember the 100 dudes vs a gorilla debate?
Pretty sure I just found a guy who could fight 100 gorillas
Pretty sure I just found a guy who could fight 100 gorillas
I love getting these update messages from Philo's new mama
Seems like he's living the dream 🥹
Seems like he's living the dream 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I love getting these update messages from Philo's new mama
Seems like he's living the dream 🥹
Seems like he's living the dream 🥹
Every morning I show up to work groggy and hangry but this little lady makes everything all better
I love her so much
I love her so much
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Every morning I show up to work groggy and hangry but this little lady makes everything all better
I love her so much
I love her so much
