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Sad King Billy
@meadowshands.bsky.social
Certified Forklift Operator & Instructor | Emissary of the Gorgonites | United we demand, alone we starve
My love language is sending people cool songs and having cool songs sent to me
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Even a broken clock is funny twice a day
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Japanese titles for the Fast and Furious franchise:

Wild Speed

Wild Speed X2

Wild Speed X3: Tokyo Drift

Wild Speed MAX

Wild Speed MEGA MAX

Wild Speed: Euro Mission

Wild Speed: Sky Mission

Wild Speed: Ice Break

Wild Speed: Super Combo
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My favorite guitarist quit my favorite band the week before I was supposed to see them

I spent the whole concert scrutinizing the new guy and I'm smiling imagining him notice me staring at him being like "WTF is this guy's problem?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In a world where anyone can pirate Ableton, I think there needs to be at least a little musical gatekeeping

Like let them have fun but let's not indulge any delusions of grandeur

Anyway if you want to check out my music you can follow me on
a heart shaped mirror with a drawing of a man and the website https://soundcloud.com/theunderblunder
Alt: a heart shaped mirror with a drawing of a man and the website https://soundcloud.com/theunderblunder
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I got my dad and brothers electric screwdrivers for Christmas. I ordered an extra because I don't want to leave my mom out but at the same time I feel like a screwdriver isn't a good gift for a mom
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don't "hate the troops" man

All I said was this store doesn't have a military discount
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My uncle drinks Budweiser for the taste and I think there might be something wrong with our bloodline
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
BuzzFeed is responsible for the death of journalism and here's the top 10 reasons why:
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Rate my sailing drip?

I have the biggest boat too
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Half of my store's staff have Flu B and I'm really glad I got the vaccine
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How come my meds make me sleepy all day but I can't sleep more than 3 hours straight throughout the night?
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I have what I'd consider a normal amount of books, but every time I move it makes me question that belief
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Help

My family is doing thanksgiving today and they're all talking about AI and how they should use it to remix the ABC's children's song
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is still my favorite animated character
a cartoon character with blue hair is sitting on a throne eating a cupcake
Alt: Hades from the 90s Disney movie Hercules. He's sitting on a throne and makes two thumbs up and they're on fire
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Teaching nephew how to play fetch

He's such a happy old pup
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
So all the top MAGA yappers are foreign bots?

Wait this isn't actually new information
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If you haven't seen it already, someone made a Gmail client that lets you look through Epstein's emails as if you were logged into his account
Jmail, logged in as [email protected]
You are logged into [email protected], Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Epstein emails are wild because he wrote like an elementary school kid

No wonder him and trump were friends
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sometimes I laugh at the corporate emails

Ayyy girl you have a very nice ham display
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Guardian called Chomsky "the philosopher and the sex trafficker" and it sounds like a soap opera
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I had the most wonderful nap this afternoon

Woke up at 630pm and started getting ready for work that doesn't start for 13 hours
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's so pretty
Little Tybee's Josh Martin "Languid Beaks"
YouTube video by Little Tybee
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November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The entire cast of Wicked could be knocked over by a gentle breeze
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What is my doctor trying to tell me?
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM