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bitten by a radioactive know-it-all. made ars paradoxica and remarkable providences with the whisperforge
The bizarre framing of the hand position and movement hides the truth that this is just another useless system to let school administrators do what they do best: waste money and immiserate poor students
![Here’s a timeline of the Kenwood High incident on Oct. 20, according to school officials:
7:04 p.m. — Omnilert sent an alert for review
7:05-7:06 p.m. — School system safety personnel and the Maryland Safe Schools facilitator reviewed the alert and canceled it.
7:17 p.m. — Kenwood’s principal reported the alert to a school resource officer. “Because this alert was received after school hours, the SRO called the local [police] precinct,” school officials stated.
7:23 p.m. — Police arrived at Kenwood after receiving a report of a suspicious person with a weapon.
Trained school system safety professionals review the images and either validate or cancel alerts based on what they see. Canceling means that no action is taken. Validating means that safety personnel notify police.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bc6mgrkful5zby6tozdlrdxk/bafkreiefkeriyudgcgzhsfjhlikxbs4hk7tatmc6ebgp3kqvlrohysnvtm@jpeg)
![“The Omnilert system did not detect a single blue potato chip bag as a threat,” the report stated. “The perceived threat was based on the student’s hand movement, including its position and angle.”
Investigators reported that Allen was holding an “unidentified item that extended slightly beyond the fingers and was held at a slight angle near the hip or pocket level.”
Looking at the image on a phone screen and zooming in on the student’s hand “could cause the user to overlook the cancellation text message” that was sent after staff determined it was a non-issue.
The Kenwood principal viewed the alert in a text, clicked the link that led to the video of the event and paused to enlarge the image.
“The principal said that it wasn’t until after they watched the video, tried to contact safety staff, and spoke with BCoPD [Baltimore County Police Department] personnel — who informed them that the police had cleared the school grounds — that they noticed a cancellation had been issued,” the report stated.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bc6mgrkful5zby6tozdlrdxk/bafkreic3lfa5qgka4z2gvhc223rzibsl5lzbyhrqbq2azqqcqkt7o4nwzm@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The bizarre framing of the hand position and movement hides the truth that this is just another useless system to let school administrators do what they do best: waste money and immiserate poor students
obsessed with this goat they dyed wildberry poptart colors. this is what star trek is for
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
obsessed with this goat they dyed wildberry poptart colors. this is what star trek is for
Nothing says “I am a moron and have too much money” like bringing home a The Frame tv in the back of your Cybertruck
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Nothing says “I am a moron and have too much money” like bringing home a The Frame tv in the back of your Cybertruck
pretty sure you can’t even get this anymore
October 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
pretty sure you can’t even get this anymore
thought this run was going to end before i went to bed but i like running humphrey on rank 5 on the dream with only items that can have maximum stats. also since I had zen on, approximately all of the run was watching the game play itself. the 11x lucky carrot bonus really is unstoppable
August 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
thought this run was going to end before i went to bed but i like running humphrey on rank 5 on the dream with only items that can have maximum stats. also since I had zen on, approximately all of the run was watching the game play itself. the 11x lucky carrot bonus really is unstoppable
greenlighting a jurassic park sequel
August 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
greenlighting a jurassic park sequel
average mosa lina experience
August 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
average mosa lina experience
Just found that iTunes still has a ringtone store where you can buy official movie quotes for your favorite films like Despicable Me and The 40 Year-Old Virgin
July 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just found that iTunes still has a ringtone store where you can buy official movie quotes for your favorite films like Despicable Me and The 40 Year-Old Virgin
Another fun Humphrey run
July 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Another fun Humphrey run
I think I beat Maze Mice
July 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I think I beat Maze Mice
I think if you have “Sent from my [device]” in your email signature you’ve failed a very basic turing test and we gotta
July 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I think if you have “Sent from my [device]” in your email signature you’ve failed a very basic turing test and we gotta
Now THIS kinda queen I can get behind www.404media.co/dna-from-pre...
June 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Now THIS kinda queen I can get behind www.404media.co/dna-from-pre...
Extremely enthused that the French name for Passimian is Quartermac
June 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Extremely enthused that the French name for Passimian is Quartermac
I thought they said “roaming hippo drone” and I got so scared
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I thought they said “roaming hippo drone” and I got so scared
Oh my god this is the cutest train system I’ve ever seen
June 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Oh my god this is the cutest train system I’ve ever seen
Utterly enchanted by the tiny cars of Perugia’s MiniMetro
June 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Utterly enchanted by the tiny cars of Perugia’s MiniMetro
Drive jacket for sensitive girls
May 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Drive jacket for sensitive girls
