McSnee
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McSnee
@mcsnee.bsky.social
DC and Maine.

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Lawyer, drawyer, character flawyer.

I don't argue with mouthbreathing idiots for free, so MAGAts will be cheerfully blocked. Crypto is a scam, and AI can fuck right off.
Imagine my surprise when this wasn't about magnets, human biology, basic economics, or, really, anything except the reason for Nancy Mace's enduring popularity with her eleven (horny Murdaugh) constituents.
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
ACC Football Champion Blue Devils. ... WHAT?!
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I guess the good news is nobody needs to pay attention to the World Cup now.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Is the administration of President "fight fight fight dot jpeg" really making THIS argument?
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.

The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The White House right now is Dunder Mifflin on performance-review day interpreting Jan's voicemail message, except Jan is Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump is a pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I guess "DC Mayor, After Cozying Up To Fascist Regime, Investigated For Taking Bribe From Same Country Trump Received Whole-Ass 747 From, But Investigation Stymied By Regime's Politically Motivated Firing of FBI Agent" was too long a headline for this Ironyception of a story.
Justice Dept. Is Said to Be Investigating D.C. Mayor Over Foreign Trip
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Wife: Fuck the Yankees!

Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
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Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I believe you mean "Called on Carpet for Carrying Trump's Water, Eva Blondi Whines at Senate," @nytimes.com .
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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People are being robbed. The answer to that is not shame or anger.

The answer is empathy and compassion.
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It is honestly shocking to me that, with everything else he's doing, he does not yet appear to have violated the Third Amendment.

I'm sure it's an oversight.
October 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Walter Wiggum
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon

The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Not sure what the authors' counting methodology is, but I suspect @governor.pa.gov might disagree with their assertion that the assassination of Speaker Hortman is the "only ... right-wing-terrorist incident ... in the first six months of 2025."
Left-Wing Terrorism Is on the Rise
For the first time in more than 30 years, attacks by the far left outnumber those by the far right.
www.theatlantic.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Slightly diminish a book

The Dark 63/128ths
Slightly diminish a book.

Draculite
Slightly diminish a book.

Jane Beneficiary
September 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Just checking--has anybody looked into how much it would cost to cover a giant hollow wooden horse in tacky gold leaf?
July 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Seriously, not literally. No, wait. Literally, not seriously. No, wait. Neither seriously nor literally. No, wai
April 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Don't put pictures of @booker.senate.gov , age 55, up next to pictures of Strom Racist Dixiecrat Shitstain Thurmond at age 976. Thurmond was ALSO 55 when he made his dirtbag racist filibuster speech, but wasn't half as cogent as Sen. Booker.
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
WITHHOLD UNANIMOUS CONSENT.
April 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@booker.senate.gov Thank you. Sen. Schumer is right for once: America is hugely proud of you.
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I certainly don't always agree with @booker.senate.gov , but this is an important and impressive feat.
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM