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mcneany-matthew.bsky.social
Mostly* Tortoise, also Anarchism.
@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social
He/Him. Tortoise posts, anarcho-socialist tendencies, physical sciences by education, British by nationality.

“I am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free."

(*aspirational, tortoise levels may vary over time)
Tortled are advised that legs should remain inside the food dish until dinner time has come to a complete end. 🐢😋💚
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Tort butt to compensate for my three part tweet musings on epistemic authority in the digital age. 🐢🍑💚
December 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Chompin' 🐢😋
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Transphobes are clowns. Absolute clowns. Someone copied the wrong citation then immediately corrected the citation in a second draft and Forstater is big mad*.
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Installed some blinds.
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He may have tortled too hard. 🐢🔃
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Starmer went through the same 5 years of 'Appeasement didn't stop the N*zis and in fact just made everything worse' history lessons in school that the rest of us did, right? Like if you boiled down GCSE history to one sentence it's this point.
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pleased to inform y'all that today we are tortlin' 🙌🐢💚
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Tort under log.
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Left: Napoleon crowns himself Emperor of the French.
Right:, Donald Trump placing the FIFA Peace Prize [sic] around his own neck.
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Look, if you can think of a better way to decontaminate a crew than this I'd like to hear it.
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Winter. ❄🐢💚
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Grump tortoise. 🐢😠💚
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Did a bunch of politics posting so have a wonky headless tortoise as compensation. 🐢💚
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
They're like 20-25% lung by volume.
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There was one more - H I S T OR I C - B I G - B U D - That I missed in my first pass of Gigantic Land Tortoises (living and extince) of the Collection of the British Museum. (1877) by Albert Günther (Keeper of the Dept of Zoology)
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I've extracted further images of The - B I G - B U D S - from the digital manuscript.

www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/4701318...
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
He regrets nothing!!! 🐢😊😅
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Tortoise is - C L O S E -
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December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Leg. 🐢👀
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I think he might be asleep 🐢🤔😴
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
He doesn't even know he's this adorable. 🐢💚
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Census is complete, all tortoise content accounted for 32% of output this month. (I'm a lying bastard and will attempt to do better)
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Perfectly executed manoeuvre. 🙌🐢

(Featuring rare human voice)
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM