Mostly* Tortoise, also Anarchism.
@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social
He/Him. Tortoise posts, anarcho-socialist tendencies, physical sciences by education, British by nationality.
“I am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free."
(*aspirational, tortoise levels may vary over time)
“I am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free."
(*aspirational, tortoise levels may vary over time)
Tortled are advised that legs should remain inside the food dish until dinner time has come to a complete end. 🐢😋💚
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Tortled are advised that legs should remain inside the food dish until dinner time has come to a complete end. 🐢😋💚
Tort butt to compensate for my three part tweet musings on epistemic authority in the digital age. 🐢🍑💚
December 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Tort butt to compensate for my three part tweet musings on epistemic authority in the digital age. 🐢🍑💚
Chompin' 🐢😋
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Chompin' 🐢😋
Transphobes are clowns. Absolute clowns. Someone copied the wrong citation then immediately corrected the citation in a second draft and Forstater is big mad*.
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Transphobes are clowns. Absolute clowns. Someone copied the wrong citation then immediately corrected the citation in a second draft and Forstater is big mad*.
Installed some blinds.
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Installed some blinds.
He may have tortled too hard. 🐢🔃
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He may have tortled too hard. 🐢🔃
Starmer went through the same 5 years of 'Appeasement didn't stop the N*zis and in fact just made everything worse' history lessons in school that the rest of us did, right? Like if you boiled down GCSE history to one sentence it's this point.
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Starmer went through the same 5 years of 'Appeasement didn't stop the N*zis and in fact just made everything worse' history lessons in school that the rest of us did, right? Like if you boiled down GCSE history to one sentence it's this point.
Pleased to inform y'all that today we are tortlin' 🙌🐢💚
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Pleased to inform y'all that today we are tortlin' 🙌🐢💚
Tort under log.
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Tort under log.
Left: Napoleon crowns himself Emperor of the French.
Right:, Donald Trump placing the FIFA Peace Prize [sic] around his own neck.
Right:, Donald Trump placing the FIFA Peace Prize [sic] around his own neck.
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Left: Napoleon crowns himself Emperor of the French.
Right:, Donald Trump placing the FIFA Peace Prize [sic] around his own neck.
Right:, Donald Trump placing the FIFA Peace Prize [sic] around his own neck.
Look, if you can think of a better way to decontaminate a crew than this I'd like to hear it.
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Look, if you can think of a better way to decontaminate a crew than this I'd like to hear it.
Winter. ❄🐢💚
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Winter. ❄🐢💚
Grump tortoise. 🐢😠💚
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Grump tortoise. 🐢😠💚
Did a bunch of politics posting so have a wonky headless tortoise as compensation. 🐢💚
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Did a bunch of politics posting so have a wonky headless tortoise as compensation. 🐢💚
They're like 20-25% lung by volume.
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
They're like 20-25% lung by volume.
There was one more - H I S T OR I C - B I G - B U D - That I missed in my first pass of Gigantic Land Tortoises (living and extince) of the Collection of the British Museum. (1877) by Albert Günther (Keeper of the Dept of Zoology)
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
There was one more - H I S T OR I C - B I G - B U D - That I missed in my first pass of Gigantic Land Tortoises (living and extince) of the Collection of the British Museum. (1877) by Albert Günther (Keeper of the Dept of Zoology)
I've extracted further images of The - B I G - B U D S - from the digital manuscript.
www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/4701318...
www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/4701318...
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I've extracted further images of The - B I G - B U D S - from the digital manuscript.
www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/4701318...
www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/4701318...
He regrets nothing!!! 🐢😊😅
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
He regrets nothing!!! 🐢😊😅
Tortoise is - C L O S E -
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December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tortoise is - C L O S E -
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Leg. 🐢👀
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Leg. 🐢👀
I think he might be asleep 🐢🤔😴
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I think he might be asleep 🐢🤔😴
He doesn't even know he's this adorable. 🐢💚
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
He doesn't even know he's this adorable. 🐢💚
Census is complete, all tortoise content accounted for 32% of output this month. (I'm a lying bastard and will attempt to do better)
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Census is complete, all tortoise content accounted for 32% of output this month. (I'm a lying bastard and will attempt to do better)
Perfectly executed manoeuvre. 🙌🐢
(Featuring rare human voice)
(Featuring rare human voice)
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Perfectly executed manoeuvre. 🙌🐢
(Featuring rare human voice)
(Featuring rare human voice)