What does it look like for Kevin at school? He has a friend who got his ass kicked for wearing dinosaur pajamas. Is that because he goes to that religious school and dinosaurs are considered a myth?

I always assumed these events happened over a whole week. But they take place over three days. THREE DAYS. Is he always this productive?

Why aren’t the police called to the house when a pizza delivery boy is shot at with a machine gun? Has this family been banned by Little Nero’s?

How did Old Man Marley cut the absolute shit out of his hand? Why does he slam it down menacingly on the counter at eye level with a child?

The phones are fixed by day 2, which means they tried calling their house for one day and then stopped trying? Even if Kevin is a psychopath and doesn’t answer the phone, why doesn’t it ring? Does no one ever call their house?

According to Kate (Kevin, I’m on the phone), they have a dog. The dog is in the kennel for the holidays, but what kind of dog is it? Is it better behaved than their terrible children? How does it get along with Uncle Frank? What’s its name?

Is their decor red and green all year round? Do they go this hard decorating for Halloween? Or Easter? Do they keep the decorations in the garage when they’re not in use? That garage is pretty crammed with shitty cars to fit all that decor, even in well-organized bins.