No YOU find Bugs Bunny sexually attractive.

Do you make a boot strong enough to kick Elon Musk into the sun? I will buy it! DM me.

I have so many questions about the rest of the year in the McCallister family. What does it look like the other 11 months in that house?

This is a real product.

A 90’s kid can sing you upwards of 30 TV theme song bangers from that era. A 2020’s kid is going to be unstoppable at belting out pharmaceutical jingles.

I’m the person who would sing along to Wicked in the theater. I will, out of respect, be staying home. You are all very welcome.

A missed opportunity if I ever saw one is having Sam Elliot narrate a Fritos commercial without ever having him say the product name. FREE-toes. FREE-toes. Try not hearing that in his voice.

Just heard that Toonces, the Driving Cat is being considered for head of the department of transportation. At least he hasn’t diddled any kids.