Matt Martinez
@mcmartinez817.bsky.social
Beautiful. Bald. Brown on one side. Comic book hunter. Contributor at one of those Dallas Mavericks fan blog sites. So divorced she left the country.🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
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Mavericks State Media is at it again www.mavsmoneyball.com/mavericks-an...
Mavericks State Media Transmission: You peasants are welcome — we await your ceaseless adulation
A dispatch from the satirical Adelsonian Politburo after Generalisimo Nico Harrison was jettisoned from the Regime.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Mavericks State Media is at it again www.mavsmoneyball.com/mavericks-an...
Another #NBA season is here, giving me another chance to try and fail at posting my little stories to Al Gore's Internet. The Mavericks/Spurs rivalry has a chance to become something meaningful again. Will Dereck Lively's DOMINANCE over little Wemby continue? www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver...
3 things to look out for in the Mavericks’ season opener against the San Antonio Spurs
The Mavs have won seven of the last eight against the Spurs, including the last two season openers.
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October 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Another #NBA season is here, giving me another chance to try and fail at posting my little stories to Al Gore's Internet. The Mavericks/Spurs rivalry has a chance to become something meaningful again. Will Dereck Lively's DOMINANCE over little Wemby continue? www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver...
Let’s cool it with the dildos, plz and thanks: www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-wings...
Hey, bro — Throwing sex toys at WNBA players ain’t it
Flying dildos at WNBA games is speaking power to truth.
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August 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Let’s cool it with the dildos, plz and thanks: www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-wings...
Klay Thompson: A scholar and a gentleman who is putting together a blistering hot run this offseason www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/22/24... #nba
Klay Thompson is quietly putting together one hell of an offseason run
The Dallas Mavericks’ swingman painted the corner with his ceremonial first pitch before the Texas Rangers beat the Oakland Athletics on Monday, just days after Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion’s rela...
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July 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Klay Thompson: A scholar and a gentleman who is putting together a blistering hot run this offseason www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/22/24... #nba
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@mcmartinez817.bsky.social wrote about practice drills from the Mavs’ new assistant video coordinator Tevin Juwan Brown: www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/18/24...
Decisions, Decisions: Mavs video coordinator breaks down basketball's "if, then" riddles
New Dallas Mavericks assistant video coordinator Tevin Juwan Brown breaks down the practice drills that build the knack for instantaneous decision-making that developing players need.
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July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
@mcmartinez817.bsky.social wrote about practice drills from the Mavs’ new assistant video coordinator Tevin Juwan Brown: www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/18/24...
As we gear up for Wings at Mercury tonight, the team has announced that the next Caitlin Clark-Paige Bueckers matchup in town will be at the big house. Last time the Fever came to town more than 20k fans were in the stands www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/7/244...
Wings Things: Let’s try this again — August game against Indiana Fever moved to AAC
After Fever guard Caitlin Clark missed the June 27 matchup between the Wings and Fever, which drew more than 20,000 fans to the American Airlines Center, the two teams will play there again next month...
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July 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
As we gear up for Wings at Mercury tonight, the team has announced that the next Caitlin Clark-Paige Bueckers matchup in town will be at the big house. Last time the Fever came to town more than 20k fans were in the stands www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/7/244...
The 6-13 Dallas Wings are the breath of fresh air the DFW sports scene needs right now yall: www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/3/244... #wnba
Wings Things: Who is this team, and what have they done with the Dallas Wings?
The youth movement is spurring the Wings to five wins in their last seven games.
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July 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The 6-13 Dallas Wings are the breath of fresh air the DFW sports scene needs right now yall: www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/3/244... #wnba
Agh finally finished Andor I need to talk to someone about this with immediately
June 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Agh finally finished Andor I need to talk to someone about this with immediately
Just dropped Anthony Santander for Jasson Dominguez in fantasy baseball, is there any chance this works out well for me
May 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just dropped Anthony Santander for Jasson Dominguez in fantasy baseball, is there any chance this works out well for me
Nice little comic book haul from North Texas Comic show in Frisco today
May 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Nice little comic book haul from North Texas Comic show in Frisco today
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"Harrison is exactly the kind of motherfucker who doesn’t care about the people that work for him or with him."
ok ouch @mcmartinez817.bsky.social wow
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ok ouch @mcmartinez817.bsky.social wow
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Harrison said attracting free agents to Dallas is ‘the least of my concerns.’ Here’s why he’s wrong
Dallas Mavericks general manager Nico Harrison’s end-of-year press conference just keeps on giving.
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April 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Harrison is exactly the kind of motherfucker who doesn’t care about the people that work for him or with him."
ok ouch @mcmartinez817.bsky.social wow
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ok ouch @mcmartinez817.bsky.social wow
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If I didn’t think I’d get fired instantly for doing it, I’d allow Mavs Moneyball to pay me an embarrassing amount of money to do a dramatic reading of this wonderful piece of NBA satire from The Bard of The Lone Star.😂😂😂
The Benevolence and Magnanimity of Dallas Mavericks State Media on full display once more www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/4/15/24... #nba
Mavericks State Media Transmission: Your anger may be righteous, but our might makes us right
Behold the Glory of Your Indentured Life in Fandom. Here are some Blessed Words from your Benevolent Leaders.
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April 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If I didn’t think I’d get fired instantly for doing it, I’d allow Mavs Moneyball to pay me an embarrassing amount of money to do a dramatic reading of this wonderful piece of NBA satire from The Bard of The Lone Star.😂😂😂
The Benevolence and Magnanimity of Dallas Mavericks State Media on full display once more www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/4/15/24... #nba
Mavericks State Media Transmission: Your anger may be righteous, but our might makes us right
Behold the Glory of Your Indentured Life in Fandom. Here are some Blessed Words from your Benevolent Leaders.
www.mavsmoneyball.com
April 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Benevolence and Magnanimity of Dallas Mavericks State Media on full display once more www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/4/15/24... #nba
When your fanbase sees the front office as the Empire in Andor, it's simply time for a righteous bloodletting
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a man in a red uniform is screaming in front of a crowd of men .
Alt: a man in a red uniform is screaming in front of a crowd of men .
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April 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When your fanbase sees the front office as the Empire in Andor, it's simply time for a righteous bloodletting
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The Mavericks just keep hoopin, circumstances be damned. Life on life’s terms I suppose www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver... #nba
Player Grades: Recapping the Mavericks’ 101-92 win at the Orlando Magic
The backcourt tandem of Jaden Hardy and Brandon Williams was the key in the second half.
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March 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The Mavericks just keep hoopin, circumstances be damned. Life on life’s terms I suppose www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver... #nba
“We got goals in mind,” returning big man Anthony Davis said in a televised interview after the Mavericks’ 120-101 win over the Brooklyn Nets. But what does it all mean? www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver... #NBA
Four thoughts after Anthony Davis’ return in the Dallas Mavericks’ 120-101 win at the Brooklyn Nets
The outcome was never really in question as Dallas made a big addition to the lineup.
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March 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“We got goals in mind,” returning big man Anthony Davis said in a televised interview after the Mavericks’ 120-101 win over the Brooklyn Nets. But what does it all mean? www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver... #NBA
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So smoking the occasional offseason hookah is orders of magnitude more offensive to Fatrick Dumont and Nico “Horse’s Ass” Harrison we are left to assume… I hate the team I am a fan of
March 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So smoking the occasional offseason hookah is orders of magnitude more offensive to Fatrick Dumont and Nico “Horse’s Ass” Harrison we are left to assume… I hate the team I am a fan of
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"Two barbecue pits, both alike in dignity
(In fair Lockhart Texas, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil sauce makes civil hands unclean."
excerpt from my adaptation of Romeo & Juliet, the setting moved to the feud between Black's and Terry Black's BBQ
(In fair Lockhart Texas, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil sauce makes civil hands unclean."
excerpt from my adaptation of Romeo & Juliet, the setting moved to the feud between Black's and Terry Black's BBQ
February 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"Two barbecue pits, both alike in dignity
(In fair Lockhart Texas, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil sauce makes civil hands unclean."
excerpt from my adaptation of Romeo & Juliet, the setting moved to the feud between Black's and Terry Black's BBQ
(In fair Lockhart Texas, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil sauce makes civil hands unclean."
excerpt from my adaptation of Romeo & Juliet, the setting moved to the feud between Black's and Terry Black's BBQ
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A couple more of the covers I did for SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING after I'd left penciling the interior pages.
Not too shabby, if I may say so myself.
Not too shabby, if I may say so myself.
February 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A couple more of the covers I did for SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING after I'd left penciling the interior pages.
Not too shabby, if I may say so myself.
Not too shabby, if I may say so myself.
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The year is 2028 and I have to pay my taxes in [SLUR] Coin. If I don't, they'll seize the 1/8th of a shipping container I sleep in between shifts at the gangstalking factory.
February 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The year is 2028 and I have to pay my taxes in [SLUR] Coin. If I don't, they'll seize the 1/8th of a shipping container I sleep in between shifts at the gangstalking factory.
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man you've really just gotta hate America and its citizens to cut back on the damn National Park Service. you've gotta have no interest in what makes our country unique and no desire for people to experience it
Bright passionate people who wanted to dedicate their lives to public service were fired in a mass email over the holiday weekend.
This has absolutely nothing to do with efficiency, fraud, waste, or abuse. And your life will be worse because of it.
This has absolutely nothing to do with efficiency, fraud, waste, or abuse. And your life will be worse because of it.
February 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
man you've really just gotta hate America and its citizens to cut back on the damn National Park Service. you've gotta have no interest in what makes our country unique and no desire for people to experience it
Fuck you, Chase, it’s all hidden under my mattress I don’t have to take this shit from you
February 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Fuck you, Chase, it’s all hidden under my mattress I don’t have to take this shit from you
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Earl Campbell, circa 1982 #HoustonOilers
February 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Earl Campbell, circa 1982 #HoustonOilers