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Mclouj 🇦🇺
@mclouj.bsky.social
Lover of cars and Motorsport. Recent van and JDM luxo barge connoisseur. Enjoyer of music and video games. Sick of the AI en-shittification of everything.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Reposted by Mclouj 🇦🇺
Why are we spunking billions on GenAI, the digital equivalent of a bint from HR replying with 'Sorry you feel that way?'

GenAI tells people to jump off bridges; to use glue for sticking cheese back on pizzas.

Algorithmic AI: detects cancer quicker

Investors: [...]

Clown world.
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Dogs beating cancer is awesome, but check out that Swift GTi @ 22 seconds. Nice!
This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I have a feeling this song is going to feature heavily in the graduation videos this year…
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you have owned.

1985 Honda Prelude
2008 Ford Mondeo XR5
2012 Ford Falcon XR6
1994 Peugeot 306 S16
2005 Renault Clio 182
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Morris Traveller
Peugeot 205 1.6GTi
Vauxhall vx220
MGZTT 260
Audi A2
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Peugeot 104
Volvo 244
Ford Escort mk1
Vauxhall Victor FB
British Leyland Mini Clubman
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
New Zealand getting all fucked up as usual.
Who Can Enter The USA Without a Visa?

Full list and explanation: brilliantmaps.com/visa-free...
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I had that moment in the Majesta tonight; going on its first decent drive up through the hills and back around the city, the pleasant glow of the instruments and headlights, eating up the kays in comfort. Booting it down the on ramp with Siamese Dream cranked on the ridiculous stereo. Love this car.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bought a translated owners manual for the Majesta, and it is full of gems like these. Still incredibly handy to have for figuring out all the little qUirKS anD fEAtuRes.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Do any detailing gurus have tips on cleaning what I’m guessing is old oil stains out of thick carpet mats? The bissell has made a difference but they still look a bit grot after two passes with the stain remover / agitator brush.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Got the new car home just in time to do the school run. Pleased to see it fits in the carport nicely!

First job tomorrow is to hit them with the wet dry vac and see how they come up.
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Inspired by a post from @norwichgiant.bsky.social and his lovely 306, here’s some pics of my phase 1 S16 that I owned 12-13 years ago. This car taught me a lot about working on cars, more than I wanted to know if I’m honest 😬.
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Remember, no touching god in the boot of your Crown Majesta.
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Great spot this morning at the shops- a lovely condition VN Commodore wagon! These are rare as hens teeth nowadays…
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Ok it’s time to start looking for a new (old) car. Got a test drive lined up tomorrow, so here’s a hint. Let’s see if anyone can guess what it is!
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This game has an insanely good aesthetic.
Rise above. Get ahead in the clouds.
Before inevitably taking the fall.

Today, a detour to Dreamland to get our first peek at Aether & Iron by @seismicsquirrel.bsky.social!
youtu.be/EPsEHTUxK9Q
Aether & Iron (Demo) - Getting Ahead in the Clouds
YouTube video by Retcon Raider
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
First one I could think of!
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Sold! That was a bit quicker than selling the Clio…
Ok Van, it’s time to go. You were a fun project!

www.carsales.com.au/cars/details...
www.carsales.com.au
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Ok Van, it’s time to go. You were a fun project!

www.carsales.com.au/cars/details...
www.carsales.com.au
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Reposted by Mclouj 🇦🇺
Did you know? 🚗🖌️

The Lancia Stratos was a successful rally car during the 1970s and early 1980s.

It started a new era in rallying as it was the first car designed from scratch for this kind of competition.

Developed as Lancia was looking for a replacement for the aging Fulvia for use in rallying.
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Good news! The Dacia Duster is now on sale in Australia, wearing an awkward R E N A U L T badge.

www.carsales.com.au/cars/details...
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
😢

By lil Clio, we had some good times together. Hopefully the new owner has as much fun as I did!
October 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
What on earth did this poor MGB GT do to deserve this fate? Looks like a pretty straight example albeit dodgy paint in some parts.

www.grays.com/lot/0001-906...
1972 MG B Manual Coupe Auction (0001-9064527) | Grays Australia
www.grays.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just arrived! I look forward to perusing this later @sniffpetrol.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM