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McKinley
@mckinleysayre.bsky.social
Believe in the me that believes in you.

- Just a silly little guy.
- I am “I still own my Nintendo 64 that came from KB Toys” years old.

Catch me in a cool place doing a fun thing.
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If you like these things, let's be pals about it

🧝 Zelda
🧹Studio Ghibli
💠Final Fantasy
💍Lord of the Rings
🎲Board Games
🐶My dogs (Ginny and Churro)
🔥Pokemon
🏰Castlevania
🎶Lofi
⚽Blue Lock
🦾FMA
🤖Evangelion
🗺️TTRPGs
👻JJK
💉Nerd tattoos
🏋️Working out, but like, not being douchey about it

#promosky
Okay! But if you send me a Chikorita instead of a Totodile or a Tepig just know you have an enemy for life!

Preorder and a 33% chance of gaining a nemesis.
June 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I just got the impulse to look at pictures of people I went to high school with and I am confused….

If I am baby, and look as if I am baby…. How did I go to high school with so many people who are old now?
May 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
As part of my #Zelda chronological playthrough, I’ve decided all the games need food analogies for…. Me. This is all just for me.
April 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by McKinley
Quitting twitter for bluesky
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I can confidently say this immaculate himbo is the best part of this game. I demand a Groose tower defense game or something.
April 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
#SkywardSword playthrough is finished!

It hasn’t aged well and there are some parts in here that are ZERO fun. But! I still love the aesthetic, music, and some characters (Shout out to our himbo Groose).

Feels like a C tier Zelda game.

Next up on the chronological #Zelda play though: Minish Cap!
April 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Spoken like a loser who just got their cheeks absolutely clapped. Sorry bout your luck, Demise 💅

#Zelda #SkywardSword
April 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I should be able to send Nintendo a picture of my still plugged in Wii U and I get priority for a Switch 2 preorder.
April 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I gave my dog his heart worm medicine and the pill is in the shape of a bone. I like that. I think I’d like my medicine to be in the shape of something I like to eat.

Here you go, take this anti anxiety pill that looks like a slice of pizza.
April 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I finished my Soul Silver Nuzlocke!! The fight with Red was a bloodbath.

Congrats to:
Steely Dan the Steelix
Bonnie the Espeon

Gone but not forgotten:
Bubbychild the Slowbro
WoopTroop the Quagsire
Dexy the Houndoom
Dr. Acula the Crobat

+ the others I lost along the way due to negligence/hubris
April 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I LOVE IT
April 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
After I finished getting my tattoo on my ribs, the artist told me that if I was able to handle that, I could handle getting a tattoo anywhere.

What I’m hearing is that I am the bravest boy in the land?
April 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
NEW GUY ALERT
April 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
April 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I played my first outdoor soccer game in about 10 years on Tuesday.

I was by far our worst player and I’m still sore 3 days later. I’ve never felt this old in my life 😅😅😅
April 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
To the people who are inexplicably mad that I’m absolutely going to pay 500 bucks for the Switch 2 and Mario kart world bundle:

I implore you to not look at my Amazon purchase history. I promise you I buy much dumber stuff. All the time.
April 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I contribute to my 401(k) like a war bride standing by the sea waiting for her love to return.
April 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Potentially unpopular opinion, but given the amount of labor hours and other costs associated with production, a lot of video games are worth more than $80.

Compared to how much they cost when I was a kid, they’re still a bargain when you account for inflation.
April 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The spiritual successor to Bloodbourne exclusive on Switch 2 is wild as hell.
April 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Bowser is dead to me. I have a new Mario kart main.

Cow.
April 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Switch 2 just casually dropping Silksong coming this year in a fucking montage?!?!?
April 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I joined a soccer league on a whim and it wasn’t until I was committed that I realized I signed up for the “intermediate” skill level.

Which is unfortunate, because I do not have intermediate skills. Tonight may be my first and only game.
April 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
YOU BETTER HAVE SOME DRAGON BALLS OR RESURRECTION MAGIC OR SOMETHING GURREN LAGANN
March 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
No…. My immaculate himbo. DO NOT. #GurrenLagann
March 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Gurren Lagann do not do this.
March 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM