I decided they can still be paramilitaries even if they're employed by the government, because they are not military. This is also more bad news for what I think of the FBI.

It is one of the things that causes him to push the DO SOMETHING button at times, it seems.

That one was cool because it felt pretty much a lot fucking less far fetched very shortly after I fucking read it.

It has been pointed out to me that if I were actually sentient, just knowing that the quarters are only worth exactly $0.25 now, that would be enough. I am not.

How did I wind up with so many fucking quarters? I know I kinda mindlessly hoard them, some long-since unnecessary adaptation from days of going to the laundromat, but, christ.

Guy who is one of the few people in the country that can possibly fix this “uhhhh…what if we put ICE on the blockchain”

I do a have a couple of piles of paper in here that are well-organized enough that you don't notice something like "package of oyster crackers" embedded in it. Who doesn't?