Your Ol' Pal Clutchy
@mcgritterson.industries
Don't worry, by the way, I wouldn't follow me, either. I'm not offended.
Cincinnati City Council Candidate*
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Cincinnati City Council Candidate*
*(for tax and legal purposes only, if elected I will not serve, etc.)
I still don't get what the deal is with the heat index. It's seven below, sure, but it's a moist seven below. It's not so bad. Barely feels like it's below freakin' zero at all, you know?
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I still don't get what the deal is with the heat index. It's seven below, sure, but it's a moist seven below. It's not so bad. Barely feels like it's below freakin' zero at all, you know?
I learn something cool about Wikipedia every day.
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I learn something cool about Wikipedia every day.
I always appreciate a glovebox with period-appropriate detritus
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I always appreciate a glovebox with period-appropriate detritus
My real interest in seeing the Seahawks win is being done with the whole thing for good, finally. It'd be a good way to do out. I'm so tired of the NFL and pro sports in general.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
My real interest in seeing the Seahawks win is being done with the whole thing for good, finally. It'd be a good way to do out. I'm so tired of the NFL and pro sports in general.
Yeah, I've been dragging along like this for like a fucking decade now. You find a way.
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Yeah, I've been dragging along like this for like a fucking decade now. You find a way.
We should at least consider it, is all. I'd show you the video for Plug Me In but nobody really ever wanted to show it. I think you have to file a FOIA request to watch it now.
January 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We should at least consider it, is all. I'd show you the video for Plug Me In but nobody really ever wanted to show it. I think you have to file a FOIA request to watch it now.
I hate when someone posts something like this and immediately shuts down my idea before I even get there. There's nothing like that tangy zip.
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I hate when someone posts something like this and immediately shuts down my idea before I even get there. There's nothing like that tangy zip.
Glad to be reminded of this because I got to read this paragraph about Highlander III: it stinks, but not as much as the last one. Because it acted like it never happened. The Quickenwhat? Yeah, you didn't see nothin'. Pipe down.
January 28, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Glad to be reminded of this because I got to read this paragraph about Highlander III: it stinks, but not as much as the last one. Because it acted like it never happened. The Quickenwhat? Yeah, you didn't see nothin'. Pipe down.
The master race has never looked more like a different species
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The master race has never looked more like a different species
FEEL THE DIFFERENCE
January 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM
FEEL THE DIFFERENCE
TASTE THE DIFFERENCE
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
TASTE THE DIFFERENCE
I choose to remember my good old pal Sherfy McWalrus in happier times.
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I choose to remember my good old pal Sherfy McWalrus in happier times.
Got several fresh inches of “dumped HVAC debris” in the alley this morning. I guess the good news is that keeps someone from parking there for a bit.
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Got several fresh inches of “dumped HVAC debris” in the alley this morning. I guess the good news is that keeps someone from parking there for a bit.
Oh, apparently you can't even post a large black dildo flag on this Web Site without the censors coming out of the woodwork
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Oh, apparently you can't even post a large black dildo flag on this Web Site without the censors coming out of the woodwork
I like that new Come And Take It flag better then the one I made for Ted Cruz that one time
January 28, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I like that new Come And Take It flag better then the one I made for Ted Cruz that one time
I get it, but using this story as a chance to get in a joke about his mom being stupid is a bit over the line. I mean, it's probably true. Look at her kid. Still, though.
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I get it, but using this story as a chance to get in a joke about his mom being stupid is a bit over the line. I mean, it's probably true. Look at her kid. Still, though.
Maybe my problem is that my shoes aren't concerned enough with my emotional well-being. Fucking Adidas, man.
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Maybe my problem is that my shoes aren't concerned enough with my emotional well-being. Fucking Adidas, man.
CHARLES EMBEZZLEMENT CHEESE NETS THREE-YEAR PROBATION
![the smoking gun
Chuck E. Cheese Gets Plea Deal In Felony Case
Cops: Worker swiped, used female customer's debit card
[picture of a cop walking handcuffed Chuck E Cheese, in full costume, to a police cruiser]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q5d6g6nk4uuqzba2uknrvlhv/bafkreib2sfdnn2kj7w473kpg2qz5fppz73zaridqt4lzbbyodlcs4a6gty@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 AM
CHARLES EMBEZZLEMENT CHEESE NETS THREE-YEAR PROBATION
He just rounded it differently before, is all. Bigger number. Sounded more impressive, to me.
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 AM
He just rounded it differently before, is all. Bigger number. Sounded more impressive, to me.
You know the guy isn't smart enough to come up with this stuff himself. Whose revised number do you suppose it is? Miller?
![BBC from Oct 2024:
[incidentally, this info was misleading to begin with...]
[Republican Tony Gonzales requested figures from Ice in July 2024 regarding non-citizens with criminal convictions on ICE's list]
[13,099 were convicted of homicide]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q5d6g6nk4uuqzba2uknrvlhv/bafkreidxy43gbxymmsxio2fhnuqvnwfqcczhhac4y4mzj7u5nzt27vdh3q@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 AM
You know the guy isn't smart enough to come up with this stuff himself. Whose revised number do you suppose it is? Miller?