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Your Ol' Pal Clutchy
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Don't worry, by the way, I wouldn't follow me, either. I'm not offended.

Cincinnati City Council Candidate*
*(for tax and legal purposes only, if elected I will not serve, etc.)
Ehh, not much budget this year. Looks like we'll be cruising around the countryside in a jeep, again.
January 29, 2026 at 9:12 PM
And yet the parchment continues to fail to stop the bullets
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
January 29, 2026 at 8:44 PM
January 29, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I still don't get what the deal is with the heat index. It's seven below, sure, but it's a moist seven below. It's not so bad. Barely feels like it's below freakin' zero at all, you know?
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I learn something cool about Wikipedia every day.
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I always appreciate a glovebox with period-appropriate detritus
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
My real interest in seeing the Seahawks win is being done with the whole thing for good, finally. It'd be a good way to do out. I'm so tired of the NFL and pro sports in general.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Vote!
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
January 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Yeah, I've been dragging along like this for like a fucking decade now. You find a way.
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
January 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
We should at least consider it, is all. I'd show you the video for Plug Me In but nobody really ever wanted to show it. I think you have to file a FOIA request to watch it now.
January 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I hate when someone posts something like this and immediately shuts down my idea before I even get there. There's nothing like that tangy zip.
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Glad to be reminded of this because I got to read this paragraph about Highlander III: it stinks, but not as much as the last one. Because it acted like it never happened. The Quickenwhat? Yeah, you didn't see nothin'. Pipe down.
January 28, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The master race has never looked more like a different species
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
FEEL THE DIFFERENCE
January 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM
TASTE THE DIFFERENCE
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I choose to remember my good old pal Sherfy McWalrus in happier times.
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Got several fresh inches of “dumped HVAC debris” in the alley this morning. I guess the good news is that keeps someone from parking there for a bit.
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Oh, apparently you can't even post a large black dildo flag on this Web Site without the censors coming out of the woodwork
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM