Ethan McCue
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Ethan McCue
PO Box 541
North Pembroke MA, 02358
Writing
https://javabook.mccue.dev
https://caveman.mccue.dev
https://mccue.dev
Adopting a baby, legally changing their name to "stabby", then returning them to the orphanage
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Adopting a baby, legally changing their name to "stabby", then returning them to the orphanage
God help us when @edzitron.com watches a second anime.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
God help us when @edzitron.com watches a second anime.
When dogs lick face are they looking for texture or taste?
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When dogs lick face are they looking for texture or taste?
Beef? A tripeling matter.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Beef? A tripeling matter.
Up until 4am binging a romance manga, woke up LONELY
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Up until 4am binging a romance manga, woke up LONELY
You guys remember when they gave SpongeBob cum gutters? That was nuts.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You guys remember when they gave SpongeBob cum gutters? That was nuts.
straight chicks be going for women?.
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
straight chicks be going for women?.
Stayed up all night writing in my notes app - wouldn'yyou like to know hat?
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Stayed up all night writing in my notes app - wouldn'yyou like to know hat?
Doom Scrolling Door Dash
October 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Doom Scrolling Door Dash
Going to the Chainsaw Man movie and loudly exclaiming that I'm "Looking 4 dat BOMB p**** if you know what i'm sayin!"
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Going to the Chainsaw Man movie and loudly exclaiming that I'm "Looking 4 dat BOMB p**** if you know what i'm sayin!"
babe. you've hardly chugged your lemon ginger pineapple Organic Suja?
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
babe. you've hardly chugged your lemon ginger pineapple Organic Suja?
Terry Pratchett was on something. Terry Patchett was coocoo
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Terry Pratchett was on something. Terry Patchett was coocoo
Step 1 of my master plan if I ever get stuck in the Gachiakuta universe: "Objectify Women."
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Step 1 of my master plan if I ever get stuck in the Gachiakuta universe: "Objectify Women."
"Will Sora 2 Crash My Phone?" Sister, I think Sora 2 will crash the world economy.
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"Will Sora 2 Crash My Phone?" Sister, I think Sora 2 will crash the world economy.
I had a TWIX and it sucks because the me when i'm hungry and the me when I'm not are in a severance sort of situation
September 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I had a TWIX and it sucks because the me when i'm hungry and the me when I'm not are in a severance sort of situation
Re AI: If there were a person this stupid you could maybe bully them once and then you'd feel too bad to do it again
August 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Re AI: If there were a person this stupid you could maybe bully them once and then you'd feel too bad to do it again
New Plan to make AI profitable. Make it worse, market it as a goon
August 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
New Plan to make AI profitable. Make it worse, market it as a goon
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i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them
June 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them
Reposted by Ethan McCue
Song title: Its Groundhog Day at The Alamo
June 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Song title: Its Groundhog Day at The Alamo
dr house takes one look at m and then sarcastically yanks out my spine from the tailbone, "looks like your spaceman is an earthworm"
June 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
dr house takes one look at m and then sarcastically yanks out my spine from the tailbone, "looks like your spaceman is an earthworm"
Reposted by Ethan McCue
(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
February 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable