Ethan McCue
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Ethan McCue
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Adopting a baby, legally changing their name to "stabby", then returning them to the orphanage
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
God help us when @edzitron.com watches a second anime.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When dogs lick face are they looking for texture or taste?
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Beef? A tripeling matter.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Up until 4am binging a romance manga, woke up LONELY
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You guys remember when they gave SpongeBob cum gutters? That was nuts.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
straight chicks be going for women?.
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Jimmy...Gerald Proton
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Stayed up all night writing in my notes app - wouldn'yyou like to know hat?
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Doom Scrolling Door Dash
October 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Going to the Chainsaw Man movie and loudly exclaiming that I'm "Looking 4 dat BOMB p**** if you know what i'm sayin!"
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
babe. you've hardly chugged your lemon ginger pineapple Organic Suja?
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Terry Pratchett was on something. Terry Patchett was coocoo
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Step 1 of my master plan if I ever get stuck in the Gachiakuta universe: "Objectify Women."
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"Will Sora 2 Crash My Phone?" Sister, I think Sora 2 will crash the world economy.
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I had a TWIX and it sucks because the me when i'm hungry and the me when I'm not are in a severance sort of situation
September 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Re AI: If there were a person this stupid you could maybe bully them once and then you'd feel too bad to do it again
August 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
New Plan to make AI profitable. Make it worse, market it as a goon
August 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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July 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Fortnite BangBus"
June 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by Ethan McCue
i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them
June 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by Ethan McCue
what else can you even say
June 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Song title: Its Groundhog Day at The Alamo
June 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
dr house takes one look at m and then sarcastically yanks out my spine from the tailbone, "looks like your spaceman is an earthworm"
June 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Reposted by Ethan McCue
(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)

Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?

Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
February 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM