Matteo Bianchi
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Matteo Bianchi
@mbianchidev.bsky.social
HxC singer @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social 🇩🇪
Contributing to OSS @kubernetes.io
Working @github.com

A cog in the machine, just doing the work. Antifa.
Find me crowdkilling at your local venue 🌀
Opinions are my own, duh.
I'm not big on awards, but I hope it can inspire other OSS contributors to do the (much needed) work.

Learn, be available, write docs, question the process(es), write code, whatever makes the project move one step forward, no matter how small.

Be consistent but take breaks if needed.

That's all 🫡
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This pic has been taken way before the shitfacing

Yes, me and all my friends have the midlife crisis stache lol
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Manifesting less wind or something like that

😮‍💨
October 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Imagine being proud that your country invented capitalism 🤠

LinkedIn startup dudes are so funny to read.
Also terrifying, too.

These are founders burning VC money that barely did 2 internships before becoming CEOs and never really worked a day of their lives.

(This post is sponsored by YC)
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
No fun allowed
September 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Got a sesh at #GitHubUniverse '25 - one year ago not only I was not at GitHub, but I was watching Universe from my sofa and thinking "that's cool"

Time to experience the cool, too 🫡

p.s. if you wanna come to mosh with Revocation, Judiciary, Inferi and Vomit Forth, hit me up lol

shorturl.at/PSGtp
September 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social getting songs prod ready today 🫡
September 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
At the function today 🙏

Minnesota was not a mistake (just because of these dudes)
September 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Money doesn't buy happiness but it buys expensive studio headphones which makes me happy.

I even bought a new SM58 to replace the dead one (over 10 years of honored service and many throws into the wall, the stage and my fellow musicians)

I also finally have a boring ring light, for covers 🫡
August 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dead man's floated for a long while today, right here.

Burnt skin aside, quite nice.
August 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
August 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Chat, if you need me for this week: no you don't

See ya 🫡
August 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This is how I would describe Italy in a picture:

We cannot even have emergency exits lol
August 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is the only acceptable way for me to pull up at your summer corporate event if I am your employee

(In the winter I'll maybe have cargo pants)
July 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So it begins.

Just in case we bump into each other at a conf 🫡
July 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's all good, really
July 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I see Gabriele from @edbpostgres.bsky.social and @floord.bsky.social more than I see my parents these days (complimentary)

Another great meetup!
July 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Currently enjoying a great sunset on the beach and I just had dinner basically touching the sea.

Today is not too bad.

P.s. the Mediterranean SEA is not an ocean 🤌
June 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Can I say I miss Ireland?

Cause I do
May 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hey, apparently sometimes I'm good at things lol
May 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Chat, today we released @kubernetes.io v1.33.0 and I did my part 🫡

_I really just launched a couple of commands and sent (1) email, lol_

But that doesn't really do justice to the amount of work the rest of these folks in the picture (and more) have put into k8s releases so far.

Great job folks! 💙
April 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ok, don't panic

But
April 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What I learnt from this KC:

- 3 talks is 3 too many lol
- Karafun is the best karaoke software, the rest sucks - the rest doesn't have my metal songs, how dare they
- Getting a tattoo the day after the conf is goated

My current POV below
April 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
At the co-located events!

You will mostly find me at the PE day, especially since I have a label there at 4:40pm 🫡
April 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
They gave us markers and MTG cards 👀
March 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM