Matteo Bianchi
@mbianchidev.bsky.social
HxC singer @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social 🇩🇪
Contributing to OSS @kubernetes.io
Working @github.com or should I say @microsoft.com?
A cog in the machine, just doing the work. Antifa.
Find me crowdkilling at your local venue 🌀
Opinions are my own, duh.
Contributing to OSS @kubernetes.io
Working @github.com or should I say @microsoft.com?
A cog in the machine, just doing the work. Antifa.
Find me crowdkilling at your local venue 🌀
Opinions are my own, duh.
Voice: EDITED.
Sound design and mixing in progress 🚧
Master next.
I.
CAN'T.
WAIT.
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social debut EP, out soon 😤
Sound design and mixing in progress 🚧
Master next.
I.
CAN'T.
WAIT.
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social debut EP, out soon 😤
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Voice: EDITED.
Sound design and mixing in progress 🚧
Master next.
I.
CAN'T.
WAIT.
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social debut EP, out soon 😤
Sound design and mixing in progress 🚧
Master next.
I.
CAN'T.
WAIT.
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social debut EP, out soon 😤
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6O...
Cupping the mic is canon now, sorry
I love Converge so much it's unreal
Cupping the mic is canon now, sorry
I love Converge so much it's unreal
Converge | Audiotree From Nothing
YouTube video by Audiotree
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6O...
Cupping the mic is canon now, sorry
I love Converge so much it's unreal
Cupping the mic is canon now, sorry
I love Converge so much it's unreal
You don't lose Whamageddon on covers.
Or at least we use this rule in my circle.
But do you lose it on drum&bass remixes of it?
Very distorted Last Christmas I gave you my tu-pa, tu-pa kinda remix. 🫠
Or at least we use this rule in my circle.
But do you lose it on drum&bass remixes of it?
Very distorted Last Christmas I gave you my tu-pa, tu-pa kinda remix. 🫠
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
You don't lose Whamageddon on covers.
Or at least we use this rule in my circle.
But do you lose it on drum&bass remixes of it?
Very distorted Last Christmas I gave you my tu-pa, tu-pa kinda remix. 🫠
Or at least we use this rule in my circle.
But do you lose it on drum&bass remixes of it?
Very distorted Last Christmas I gave you my tu-pa, tu-pa kinda remix. 🫠
I just said to someone:
"Reading the PDF title explains the PDF content"
Is the less geek version of something we say in Magic the Gathering when people don't know how to read cards.
"Reading the card explains the card".
So kids, what did we learn today?
Read the fucking manual/docs. 🤠
"Reading the PDF title explains the PDF content"
Is the less geek version of something we say in Magic the Gathering when people don't know how to read cards.
"Reading the card explains the card".
So kids, what did we learn today?
Read the fucking manual/docs. 🤠
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I just said to someone:
"Reading the PDF title explains the PDF content"
Is the less geek version of something we say in Magic the Gathering when people don't know how to read cards.
"Reading the card explains the card".
So kids, what did we learn today?
Read the fucking manual/docs. 🤠
"Reading the PDF title explains the PDF content"
Is the less geek version of something we say in Magic the Gathering when people don't know how to read cards.
"Reading the card explains the card".
So kids, what did we learn today?
Read the fucking manual/docs. 🤠
Considering going to cry my soul out with Chevelle and Breaking Benjamin.
WHAT A LINEUP.
WHAT A LINEUP.
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Considering going to cry my soul out with Chevelle and Breaking Benjamin.
WHAT A LINEUP.
WHAT A LINEUP.
TIL I share a zero inbox mentality with Linus Torvalds.
It makes so much sense. Stop using your email as a trash todolist, it doesn't work. Block your calendar and shuffle that instead?
Shutting off for the weekend, 0 emails, 0 notifications to read.
It makes so much sense. Stop using your email as a trash todolist, it doesn't work. Block your calendar and shuffle that instead?
Shutting off for the weekend, 0 emails, 0 notifications to read.
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
TIL I share a zero inbox mentality with Linus Torvalds.
It makes so much sense. Stop using your email as a trash todolist, it doesn't work. Block your calendar and shuffle that instead?
Shutting off for the weekend, 0 emails, 0 notifications to read.
It makes so much sense. Stop using your email as a trash todolist, it doesn't work. Block your calendar and shuffle that instead?
Shutting off for the weekend, 0 emails, 0 notifications to read.
In 2026 I won't do much public speaking.
Also me
kccnceu2026.sched.com/event/2CW37/...
I will chat with @stefanprodan.com about Flux and ephemeral environments based on GitHub PRs 👀
p.s. Most probably my last KubeCon, so come and say hi lol
Also me
kccnceu2026.sched.com/event/2CW37/...
I will chat with @stefanprodan.com about Flux and ephemeral environments based on GitHub PRs 👀
p.s. Most probably my last KubeCon, so come and say hi lol
KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2026: Pull Request Wars: The Flux Awakens - Ep...
View more about this event at KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2026
kccnceu2026.sched.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In 2026 I won't do much public speaking.
Also me
kccnceu2026.sched.com/event/2CW37/...
I will chat with @stefanprodan.com about Flux and ephemeral environments based on GitHub PRs 👀
p.s. Most probably my last KubeCon, so come and say hi lol
Also me
kccnceu2026.sched.com/event/2CW37/...
I will chat with @stefanprodan.com about Flux and ephemeral environments based on GitHub PRs 👀
p.s. Most probably my last KubeCon, so come and say hi lol
Reposted by Matteo Bianchi
🎥 The Cloud Native Days 2025 talks are now live!
This year’s sessions brought together an incredible community of experts shaping the future of cloud-native technologies.
This year’s sessions brought together an incredible community of experts shaping the future of cloud-native technologies.
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
🎥 The Cloud Native Days 2025 talks are now live!
This year’s sessions brought together an incredible community of experts shaping the future of cloud-native technologies.
This year’s sessions brought together an incredible community of experts shaping the future of cloud-native technologies.
Today's discovery:
My shower is big enough I can two-step in it while I listen to my playlist
(Picture for the non hxc fans)
Would not recommend, things get soapy
My shower is big enough I can two-step in it while I listen to my playlist
(Picture for the non hxc fans)
Would not recommend, things get soapy
a person wearing a blue hurley shirt is dancing
ALT: a person wearing a blue hurley shirt is dancing
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Today's discovery:
My shower is big enough I can two-step in it while I listen to my playlist
(Picture for the non hxc fans)
Would not recommend, things get soapy
My shower is big enough I can two-step in it while I listen to my playlist
(Picture for the non hxc fans)
Would not recommend, things get soapy
I had a fever dream.
Italian people were efficient during boarding and the crew was not a pain in the ass.
It was of course just a dream and I'm happy I'm leaving the shithole again ❤️
Italian people were efficient during boarding and the crew was not a pain in the ass.
It was of course just a dream and I'm happy I'm leaving the shithole again ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I had a fever dream.
Italian people were efficient during boarding and the crew was not a pain in the ass.
It was of course just a dream and I'm happy I'm leaving the shithole again ❤️
Italian people were efficient during boarding and the crew was not a pain in the ass.
It was of course just a dream and I'm happy I'm leaving the shithole again ❤️
EP: RECORDED 🫡
Do you like old school metalcore?
We'll see you next year in your city* @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
* Limited to northern Europe, sorry.
We are poor lol
Do you like old school metalcore?
We'll see you next year in your city* @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
* Limited to northern Europe, sorry.
We are poor lol
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
EP: RECORDED 🫡
Do you like old school metalcore?
We'll see you next year in your city* @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
* Limited to northern Europe, sorry.
We are poor lol
Do you like old school metalcore?
We'll see you next year in your city* @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
* Limited to northern Europe, sorry.
We are poor lol
My home for the next two days 🙏
(Literally sleeping in the studio on a sofa)
(Literally sleeping in the studio on a sofa)
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My home for the next two days 🙏
(Literally sleeping in the studio on a sofa)
(Literally sleeping in the studio on a sofa)
Another day, another company having no clue about Open Source
RIP MinIO 💸
(I anyway started to test Seaweedfs a couple weeks ago so I won't complain for long)
github.com/seaweedfs/se...
RIP MinIO 💸
(I anyway started to test Seaweedfs a couple weeks ago so I won't complain for long)
github.com/seaweedfs/se...
GitHub - seaweedfs/seaweedfs: SeaweedFS is a fast distributed storage system for blobs, objects, files, and data lake, for billions of files! Blob store has O(1) disk seek, cloud tiering. Filer suppor...
SeaweedFS is a fast distributed storage system for blobs, objects, files, and data lake, for billions of files! Blob store has O(1) disk seek, cloud tiering. Filer supports Cloud Drive, xDC replica...
github.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Another day, another company having no clue about Open Source
RIP MinIO 💸
(I anyway started to test Seaweedfs a couple weeks ago so I won't complain for long)
github.com/seaweedfs/se...
RIP MinIO 💸
(I anyway started to test Seaweedfs a couple weeks ago so I won't complain for long)
github.com/seaweedfs/se...
"Engineers don't let me engineer"
I miss having access to databases, writing broken code and debugging in production 🥲
I miss having access to databases, writing broken code and debugging in production 🥲
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Engineers don't let me engineer"
I miss having access to databases, writing broken code and debugging in production 🥲
I miss having access to databases, writing broken code and debugging in production 🥲
I miss Italy a lot
But also
I know exactly why I fled the shithole
But also
I know exactly why I fled the shithole
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I miss Italy a lot
But also
I know exactly why I fled the shithole
But also
I know exactly why I fled the shithole
Sanremo has 3 decent artists this year.
Could be a record.
Still not representative at all of Italian music and we'll let mediocrity win and represent us at Eurovision.
Still entertaining to watch the circus 🤡
Could be a record.
Still not representative at all of Italian music and we'll let mediocrity win and represent us at Eurovision.
Still entertaining to watch the circus 🤡
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Sanremo has 3 decent artists this year.
Could be a record.
Still not representative at all of Italian music and we'll let mediocrity win and represent us at Eurovision.
Still entertaining to watch the circus 🤡
Could be a record.
Still not representative at all of Italian music and we'll let mediocrity win and represent us at Eurovision.
Still entertaining to watch the circus 🤡
Found royalties for an old band I was in.
I'm rich(er) than yesterday, thanks Spotify!
It's gross too, there's a 15% withholding tax 🤠
I'm rich(er) than yesterday, thanks Spotify!
It's gross too, there's a 15% withholding tax 🤠
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Found royalties for an old band I was in.
I'm rich(er) than yesterday, thanks Spotify!
It's gross too, there's a 15% withholding tax 🤠
I'm rich(er) than yesterday, thanks Spotify!
It's gross too, there's a 15% withholding tax 🤠
Looking for a Kappa tracksuit for my 80s themed company Christmas party
(There's free alcohol and food, don't judge me)
(There's free alcohol and food, don't judge me)
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Looking for a Kappa tracksuit for my 80s themed company Christmas party
(There's free alcohol and food, don't judge me)
(There's free alcohol and food, don't judge me)
That's it.
I'm starting a(nother) personal project to allow my VST plugins to (somehow) load faster.
My DAW is becoming too chomky.
I'm starting a(nother) personal project to allow my VST plugins to (somehow) load faster.
My DAW is becoming too chomky.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That's it.
I'm starting a(nother) personal project to allow my VST plugins to (somehow) load faster.
My DAW is becoming too chomky.
I'm starting a(nother) personal project to allow my VST plugins to (somehow) load faster.
My DAW is becoming too chomky.
Today I ordered some sushi for myself (for later)
I got 3 sets of chopsticks
No regrets
I got 3 sets of chopsticks
No regrets
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Today I ordered some sushi for myself (for later)
I got 3 sets of chopsticks
No regrets
I got 3 sets of chopsticks
No regrets
Shai Hulud is a sick name for a worm attack (Dune fan spotted)
BUT it's very annoying, so look for
"Sha1-Hulud: The Second Coming" in your repos*, plus any of these:
cloud.json
contents.json
environment.json
truffleSecrets.json
actionsSecrets.json
Check github.com/settings/sec... for sus activity
BUT it's very annoying, so look for
"Sha1-Hulud: The Second Coming" in your repos*, plus any of these:
cloud.json
contents.json
environment.json
truffleSecrets.json
actionsSecrets.json
Check github.com/settings/sec... for sus activity
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Shai Hulud is a sick name for a worm attack (Dune fan spotted)
BUT it's very annoying, so look for
"Sha1-Hulud: The Second Coming" in your repos*, plus any of these:
cloud.json
contents.json
environment.json
truffleSecrets.json
actionsSecrets.json
Check github.com/settings/sec... for sus activity
BUT it's very annoying, so look for
"Sha1-Hulud: The Second Coming" in your repos*, plus any of these:
cloud.json
contents.json
environment.json
truffleSecrets.json
actionsSecrets.json
Check github.com/settings/sec... for sus activity
Going to record vocals soon, after a 4-year hiatus
Let's see if I remember how to make the scary noises 😤
(Soon is in 10 days but I can't wait)
Let's see if I remember how to make the scary noises 😤
(Soon is in 10 days but I can't wait)
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Going to record vocals soon, after a 4-year hiatus
Let's see if I remember how to make the scary noises 😤
(Soon is in 10 days but I can't wait)
Let's see if I remember how to make the scary noises 😤
(Soon is in 10 days but I can't wait)
Highlight of last night: a (distorted) SAXOPHONE
Stage diving to that is wild lol
Stage diving to that is wild lol
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Highlight of last night: a (distorted) SAXOPHONE
Stage diving to that is wild lol
Stage diving to that is wild lol