💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿
@mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social
Humor & Truth. Cancer survivor. USAF vet Cat dad. Bosox & NY Giants
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Here are some things you probably don't know about me:
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
** SPECIAL BONUS ARTICLE BECAUSE I'M PISSED**
THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
** SPECIAL BONUS ARTICLE BECAUSE I'M PISSED** THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
** SPECIAL BONUS ARTICLE BECAUSE I'M PISSED**
THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
You know it's coming...
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You know it's coming...
America has had 47 presidencies. Only one - under Trump - led to the U.S. being added to the watchlist for the erosion of democracy and civil liberties.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
America has had 47 presidencies. Only one - under Trump - led to the U.S. being added to the watchlist for the erosion of democracy and civil liberties.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
Congress Wants Cheaper Cars — Even If You Die in One: Let's Review the Senate’s New “Let’s See What Happens If We (Literally) Remove the Brakes Strategy
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Congress Wants Cheaper Cars — Even If You Die in One: Lets Review the Senate’s New “Let’s See What Happens If We (Literally) Remove the Brakes Strategy
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Congress Wants Cheaper Cars — Even If You Die in One: Let's Review the Senate’s New “Let’s See What Happens If We (Literally) Remove the Brakes Strategy
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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🚨 TRUMP TO AMERICANS: "GO FUCK YOURSELVES (AND PAY FULL PRICE FOR IT)”
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
🚨 “TRUMP TO AMERICANS: GO FUCK YOURSELVES (AND PAY FULL PRICE FOR IT)”
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory
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November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
🚨 TRUMP TO AMERICANS: "GO FUCK YOURSELVES (AND PAY FULL PRICE FOR IT)”
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
Happy Wednesday! Put on your best disco gear because we're going to this great club...
Copacabana (At The Copa) - Barry Manilow
youtu.be/sUx4kKPXK1M?...
Copacabana (At The Copa) - Barry Manilow
youtu.be/sUx4kKPXK1M?...
Copacabana (At the Copa) (Long Version)
YouTube video by Barry Manilow - Topic
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Happy Wednesday! Put on your best disco gear because we're going to this great club...
Copacabana (At The Copa) - Barry Manilow
youtu.be/sUx4kKPXK1M?...
Copacabana (At The Copa) - Barry Manilow
youtu.be/sUx4kKPXK1M?...
So, the mother of Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s nephew (her brother's BM) has been arrested by ICE and is being held in Louisiana.
Shoot that shit straight into my veins.
Shoot that shit straight into my veins.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
So, the mother of Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s nephew (her brother's BM) has been arrested by ICE and is being held in Louisiana.
Shoot that shit straight into my veins.
Shoot that shit straight into my veins.
“Quite frankly, I was pissed off!” The DOJ Purge, the Resignation Letters They Never Wanted You to See, and the Reckoning We Can No Longer Avoid
By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
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By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
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“Quite frankly, I was pissed off!”
The DOJ Purge, the Resignation Letters They Never Wanted You to See, and the Reckoning We Can No Longer Avoid
By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
“Quite frankly, I was pissed off!” The DOJ Purge, the Resignation Letters They Never Wanted You to See, and the Reckoning We Can No Longer Avoid
By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
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Tariffs, Tantrums & Tall Tales: Lotus Explains Trump’s “Skyrocketing” Nonsense
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Tariffs, Tantrums & Tall Tales: Lotus Explains Trump’s “Skyrocketing” Nonsense
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Tariffs, Tantrums & Tall Tales: Lotus Explains Trump’s “Skyrocketing” Nonsense
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Happy Tuesday! Here's a song that was perfect for playing after a slow song at the club. Starts out slow, then kicks into gear.
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)
youtu.be/7ZUmzVTVbYY?...
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)
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Barbra Streisand & Donna Summer - No More Tears (Enough Is Enough) CBS Records 1979
YouTube video by DiscoSaturdayNightTV
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November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Happy Tuesday! Here's a song that was perfect for playing after a slow song at the club. Starts out slow, then kicks into gear.
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)
youtu.be/7ZUmzVTVbYY?...
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)
youtu.be/7ZUmzVTVbYY?...
The case against Comey and James went down faster than Lauren Boebert at a Beetlejuice show.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The case against Comey and James went down faster than Lauren Boebert at a Beetlejuice show.
Reposted by 💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿
Speaking of sea sponges, this will blow your mind: a friend of mine mastered in biology and there was a study with sponges. They put different sponges all together in a tank, and within a few days, they separated themselves from each other, into groups they prefer. (don't need a brain to be racist)
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Speaking of sea sponges, this will blow your mind: a friend of mine mastered in biology and there was a study with sponges. They put different sponges all together in a tank, and within a few days, they separated themselves from each other, into groups they prefer. (don't need a brain to be racist)
Buh-bye Lindsey. We barely knew ye...
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Buh-bye Lindsey. We barely knew ye...
"Trump’s supporters aren’t victims of misinformation. They’re active participants in their own brain rot. They want the lie. The lie gives them purpose. The lie makes them feel smarter than they are."
- The Unredacted Bastard on Trump supporters in today's article
- The Unredacted Bastard on Trump supporters in today's article
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"Trump’s supporters aren’t victims of misinformation. They’re active participants in their own brain rot. They want the lie. The lie gives them purpose. The lie makes them feel smarter than they are."
- The Unredacted Bastard on Trump supporters in today's article
- The Unredacted Bastard on Trump supporters in today's article
DOGE? More Like “Didn’t Exist” 🐾
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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DOGE? More Like “Didn’t Exist” 🐾
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
DOGE? More Like “Didn’t Exist” 🐾
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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TEN MONTHS INTO HELL: TRUMP, HIS CLOWN CAR OF FASCIST FUCKUPS, AND THE CULT OF WEAPONIZED IDIOCY THAT WORSHIPS HIM
By The Unredacted Bastard — Fury, Fire & Fuck‑You Realness
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By The Unredacted Bastard — Fury, Fire & Fuck‑You Realness
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TEN MONTHS INTO HELL: TRUMP, HIS CLOWN CAR OF FASCIST FUCKUPS, AND THE CULT OF WEAPONIZED IDIOCY THAT WORSHIPS HIM
By The Unredacted Bastard — Fury, Fire & Fuck‑You Realness
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November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
TEN MONTHS INTO HELL: TRUMP, HIS CLOWN CAR OF FASCIST FUCKUPS, AND THE CULT OF WEAPONIZED IDIOCY THAT WORSHIPS HIM
By The Unredacted Bastard — Fury, Fire & Fuck‑You Realness
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By The Unredacted Bastard — Fury, Fire & Fuck‑You Realness
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Happy Monday! Here's a band that consistently put out a hits, and a really good show in concert...
Fresh - Kool & The Gang
youtu.be/sTJ1XwGDcA4?...
Fresh - Kool & The Gang
youtu.be/sTJ1XwGDcA4?...
Kool & The Gang - Fresh
YouTube video by KoolAndTheGangVEVO
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Happy Monday! Here's a band that consistently put out a hits, and a really good show in concert...
Fresh - Kool & The Gang
youtu.be/sTJ1XwGDcA4?...
Fresh - Kool & The Gang
youtu.be/sTJ1XwGDcA4?...
By a landslide...
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
By a landslide...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Rage-Quit Congress — And Trump’s MAGA Empire Just Sprouted Its First, Juicy, Glorious Crack
By The Unredacted Bastard • Deep-State Dissector • MAGA Disruptor
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By The Unredacted Bastard • Deep-State Dissector • MAGA Disruptor
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Rage-Quit Congress — And Trump’s MAGA Empire Just Sprouted Its First, Juicy, Glorious Crack
By The Unredacted Bastard • Deep-State Dissector • MAGA Disruptor
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November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene Rage-Quit Congress — And Trump’s MAGA Empire Just Sprouted Its First, Juicy, Glorious Crack
By The Unredacted Bastard • Deep-State Dissector • MAGA Disruptor
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By The Unredacted Bastard • Deep-State Dissector • MAGA Disruptor
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Cancel Cats: How Humans Are Losing Their Minds Over Tiny Mistakes
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Cancel Cats: How Humans Are Losing Their Minds Over Tiny Mistakes
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Cancel Cats: How Humans Are Losing Their Minds Over Tiny Mistakes
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Happy Sunday! 40 years later and people are still dancing their asses off to this huge hit. Your turn...
Tell It To My Heart - Taylor Dayne
youtu.be/82mi3JY6tII?...
Tell It To My Heart - Taylor Dayne
youtu.be/82mi3JY6tII?...
Taylor Dayne - Tell It to My Heart (Club Mix) **HQ Audio**
YouTube video by DJ DeeN
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November 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Happy Sunday! 40 years later and people are still dancing their asses off to this huge hit. Your turn...
Tell It To My Heart - Taylor Dayne
youtu.be/82mi3JY6tII?...
Tell It To My Heart - Taylor Dayne
youtu.be/82mi3JY6tII?...
The people with the least are taxed the most, policed the most, and blamed the most. The people with the most never seem to face consequences.
Funny how that works.
Funny how that works.
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The people with the least are taxed the most, policed the most, and blamed the most. The people with the most never seem to face consequences.
Funny how that works.
Funny how that works.
What does Trump have in common with Sea Sponges?
Neither of them have a brain or a heart.
Neither of them have a brain or a heart.
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What does Trump have in common with Sea Sponges?
Neither of them have a brain or a heart.
Neither of them have a brain or a heart.
The Congressional Budget Office has lowered its forecast for Trump's tariffs on imported goods, raising new doubts about his promise to give U.S. citizens a $2,000 rebate.
Gee, who'da thunk it?
Gee, who'da thunk it?
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The Congressional Budget Office has lowered its forecast for Trump's tariffs on imported goods, raising new doubts about his promise to give U.S. citizens a $2,000 rebate.
Gee, who'da thunk it?
Gee, who'da thunk it?