Mayor McDuck
@mayormcduck.bsky.social
I'm a handsome and visionary duck, doting father to Basil, Rosemary, Sage, others. Felon (I was framed). I speak truth to Johnny, colonial power in the house.
Oh shit are they making things out of gravy like they did with cake and is rude to say it looks like diarrhea?
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Oh shit are they making things out of gravy like they did with cake and is rude to say it looks like diarrhea?
my mom used to say that any sure death situation is an opportunity and nobody lives forever
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
my mom used to say that any sure death situation is an opportunity and nobody lives forever
martini tasting like turpentine soaked in wood chips is why i have trust issues
October 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
martini tasting like turpentine soaked in wood chips is why i have trust issues
no your first reaction is usually correct
October 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
no your first reaction is usually correct
the world would smell better if he did neither
October 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the world would smell better if he did neither
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hi stupid, i’m dad
October 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
hi stupid, i’m dad
hi stupid, i’m dad
October 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
hi stupid, i’m dad
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This is not the future Bill Gates promised me in 1990.
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is not the future Bill Gates promised me in 1990.
This is not the future Bill Gates promised me in 1990.
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is not the future Bill Gates promised me in 1990.
i can’t stop, won’t stop
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i can’t stop, won’t stop
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all y’all mammals need to police yourselves better
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
all y’all mammals need to police yourselves better
all y’all mammals need to police yourselves better
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
all y’all mammals need to police yourselves better
goddamn, i’m not the only one freaked out by radio telescopes after all
September 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
goddamn, i’m not the only one freaked out by radio telescopes after all
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How come no corkscrew cocks? It’s the secret Big Dick doesn’t want you to know.
July 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How come no corkscrew cocks? It’s the secret Big Dick doesn’t want you to know.
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You want a platform that doesn’t grind up your children to make Tesla batteries AND ALSO an edit button?
August 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You want a platform that doesn’t grind up your children to make Tesla batteries AND ALSO an edit button?
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they call it a hotel cubicle because you don’t want to get a black light in there
September 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
they call it a hotel cubicle because you don’t want to get a black light in there
you gotta move to a county where the coroner is elected and rig the election. doing the first autopsy yourself is a lot more unsettling.
September 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
you gotta move to a county where the coroner is elected and rig the election. doing the first autopsy yourself is a lot more unsettling.
a tesla owner loses half their value as a human being when they drive it off the lot
September 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
a tesla owner loses half their value as a human being when they drive it off the lot
you have a pretend ass? before i press the like button i need to know is it more like a fleshlight or a colostomy bag?
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
you have a pretend ass? before i press the like button i need to know is it more like a fleshlight or a colostomy bag?
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no girlduck is worth undoing even after she files for paternity
September 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
no girlduck is worth undoing even after she files for paternity