Someone who reads books explained your relevance to him. He tried to dismiss it, then he found out how many books you’ve written and felt threatened by your work ethic and talent.

He’s internalized Dale Carnegie.

Are these for sale in Portland? Hoping to buy one without having it shipped. Thanks!

Take the microphone away from Dad his politics and his jokes are lame.

I like to use work out soreness as an opportunity to complain/ brag. The pain means you pushed yourself. Next time push a little less and then bit by bit a little more.

Dunaway’s wardrobe in this one was stunning.

👏🏼Well done! Someone takes “protect and serve” seriously.

Three groups that cannot really vote in the US. Just sayin.

Because Hamas terrorists have all registered to vote as democrats in the US. Makes no sense but no matter.
Had to tell my father that, no, we did not burn the federal building down in Portland. Unsure is that was Fox “News” or dementia. I suspect there is a causal relationship there.

That’s terrible! Just when you think they’ve sunk to new levels, they get even lower.

Couch street in Portland Oregon. Seems simple but here it is pronounced cooch.

Perhaps this is too obvious.

This is a poignant shot. Channeling Eggleston here.

Instead of ending wars he has made America grate for many of us and not great as promised.

This sounds like a horror story collection you could publish and possibly get someone to illustrate. Include the soufflé recipe maybe.