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Mayhemltd
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Curly haired cat enthusiast. Fond of alliteration and irreverence. 🐝Epidemiologist and amateur knitter. Audiobooks are my coping strategy.
Someone who reads books explained your relevance to him. He tried to dismiss it, then he found out how many books you’ve written and felt threatened by your work ethic and talent.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
He’s internalized Dale Carnegie.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Are these for sale in Portland? Hoping to buy one without having it shipped. Thanks!
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Take the microphone away from Dad his politics and his jokes are lame.
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I like to use work out soreness as an opportunity to complain/ brag. The pain means you pushed yourself. Next time push a little less and then bit by bit a little more.
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Dunaway’s wardrobe in this one was stunning.
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
👏🏼Well done! Someone takes “protect and serve” seriously.
October 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Three groups that cannot really vote in the US. Just sayin.
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Because Hamas terrorists have all registered to vote as democrats in the US. Makes no sense but no matter.
Had to tell my father that, no, we did not burn the federal building down in Portland. Unsure is that was Fox “News” or dementia. I suspect there is a causal relationship there.
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
That’s terrible! Just when you think they’ve sunk to new levels, they get even lower.
October 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Couch street in Portland Oregon. Seems simple but here it is pronounced cooch.
October 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Perhaps this is too obvious.
October 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is a poignant shot. Channeling Eggleston here.
October 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Instead of ending wars he has made America grate for many of us and not great as promised.
September 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This sounds like a horror story collection you could publish and possibly get someone to illustrate. Include the soufflé recipe maybe.
September 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM