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Let your doubters be your routers on the Wi-Fi network of success
Hidden on the Timberwolves bench is a NOS button that causes them to play like this. Unfortunately you can only push it 9 games a season and never three times in a row
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Sometimes it's nice to have nice things
Anthony Edwards game-winning isolation driving layup on Victor Wembanyama replay
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Anthony Edwards game-winning isolation driving layup on Victor Wembanyama replay
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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when the raw milk is secretly pasteurized
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
OK fine, let's talk about today's atrocity:

the Hawks only got CJ MCCOLLUM and COREY KISPERT for Trae? Wow
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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A bunch of Timberwolves drawings. #timberwolves #twolves #nba
January 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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I should’ve never taken it off
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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Begging someone to give me a budget to write about this. Begging. bsky.app/profile/drey...
This has been one of the funniest things I’ve seen come up and the Broncos have only lost 1 game since this trend took off (it was the Jags game so basically another anime team)

Anime horse girls bandwagoning the Broncos to the Super Bowl is a possible sentence here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yVWSRr/
December 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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SCREAMING
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
ANTKAT
brb crying
December 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you

PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.

CHOTINER: And this is because

PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish

CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example

PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Soon
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Or to callback an old meme:
Finch gets tossed. Ant is Boss. OKC loss. Wolves in 5.
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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awoo 18
December 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Wemby absolutely ate Chet up
December 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM