Max
@maxharvey79.bsky.social
I'm a double threat (puns and portraits). Arty things are here: instagram.com/zincportraits. Puns are on this place, the OTHER place and in books: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BRZ4JQ7N
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November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My father drew up the original plans for Paisley Park.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My father drew up the original plans for Paisley Park.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
Went to a talk on blindfold podiatry.
It was toenaily all over the place.
It was toenaily all over the place.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Went to a talk on blindfold podiatry.
It was toenaily all over the place.
It was toenaily all over the place.
My impressive hen collection puts me high up in the pecking hoarder.
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My impressive hen collection puts me high up in the pecking hoarder.
When police arrested Basil Fawlty they charged him with Sybil disobedience.
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When police arrested Basil Fawlty they charged him with Sybil disobedience.
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Using steps made of bread to get over walls is a loaf stile choice.
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Using steps made of bread to get over walls is a loaf stile choice.
If a politician wants to secretly date someone, they have to Chatham up.
One for the nerds of @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
One for the nerds of @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If a politician wants to secretly date someone, they have to Chatham up.
One for the nerds of @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
One for the nerds of @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
When I was late my boss would say, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, what time do you call this?"
If I asked him for a raise he'd say "Oooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm not made of money"
I think he had irritable vowel syndrome.
If I asked him for a raise he'd say "Oooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm not made of money"
I think he had irritable vowel syndrome.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When I was late my boss would say, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, what time do you call this?"
If I asked him for a raise he'd say "Oooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm not made of money"
I think he had irritable vowel syndrome.
If I asked him for a raise he'd say "Oooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm not made of money"
I think he had irritable vowel syndrome.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Want to know more about unwelcoming peer groups?
Clique HERE for more details.
Clique HERE for more details.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Want to know more about unwelcoming peer groups?
Clique HERE for more details.
Clique HERE for more details.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Which diarist is best at crossing rivers?
Bridget Jones.
Bridget Jones.
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Which diarist is best at crossing rivers?
Bridget Jones.
Bridget Jones.
If a pheasant steals your wallet on the Costa Del Sol...
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If a pheasant steals your wallet on the Costa Del Sol...
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What's Ivan Drago's favourite cheese?
Roquefort
Roquefort
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
What's Ivan Drago's favourite cheese?
Roquefort
Roquefort
In Moby Dick, the captain's name stands for 'All Humpbacks Are B*stards'.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In Moby Dick, the captain's name stands for 'All Humpbacks Are B*stards'.
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Knocked out an Uber driver's tooth.
It was taxidental.
It was taxidental.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Knocked out an Uber driver's tooth.
It was taxidental.
It was taxidental.
I'm well wurst in the art of cooking German sausages.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm well wurst in the art of cooking German sausages.
One of the Pythons introduced their son onto stage for his first stand up show last night.
Palin compère his son?
He wasn't a patch on his dad, no.
#LunchPun
Palin compère his son?
He wasn't a patch on his dad, no.
#LunchPun
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
One of the Pythons introduced their son onto stage for his first stand up show last night.
Palin compère his son?
He wasn't a patch on his dad, no.
#LunchPun
Palin compère his son?
He wasn't a patch on his dad, no.
#LunchPun
The golf club will loan me a driver to tee off, one wood hope.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The golf club will loan me a driver to tee off, one wood hope.
MC Hammer once promoted a campaign to reduce teenage pregnancies called
'Stop : Amour Time'.
'Stop : Amour Time'.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
MC Hammer once promoted a campaign to reduce teenage pregnancies called
'Stop : Amour Time'.
'Stop : Amour Time'.