April 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Skilled chefs will go their whole careers without cooking an omelette as perfect as the ones I make for my two-year-old to throw to the floor.
March 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Skilled chefs will go their whole careers without cooking an omelette as perfect as the ones I make for my two-year-old to throw to the floor.
ME WITH EXTREMELY DAD-JOKE VOICE: Yes I’ll have an order of the panda meat with a side of fried rice :D
PANDA EXPRESS SERVER (WHISPERING): Yo, we can hook you up but this shit is expensive and it’s mostly snouts and buttholes.
PANDA EXPRESS SERVER (WHISPERING): Yo, we can hook you up but this shit is expensive and it’s mostly snouts and buttholes.
February 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
ME WITH EXTREMELY DAD-JOKE VOICE: Yes I’ll have an order of the panda meat with a side of fried rice :D
PANDA EXPRESS SERVER (WHISPERING): Yo, we can hook you up but this shit is expensive and it’s mostly snouts and buttholes.
PANDA EXPRESS SERVER (WHISPERING): Yo, we can hook you up but this shit is expensive and it’s mostly snouts and buttholes.
This billboard facing my apartment is insanely bright.
December 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
This billboard facing my apartment is insanely bright.
Really makes you think.
November 24, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Really makes you think.
Broadway Diner - Columbia, MO
November 19, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Broadway Diner - Columbia, MO
Why do I have Feeds but also no Feeds @support.bsky.team?
November 15, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Why do I have Feeds but also no Feeds @support.bsky.team?
Hank Azaria had like $80 million in ‘Simpsons’ money when he took the role of ‘Gargamel’ in ‘The Smurfs’ (2011).
Friggin’ KING!
Friggin’ KING!
November 14, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Hank Azaria had like $80 million in ‘Simpsons’ money when he took the role of ‘Gargamel’ in ‘The Smurfs’ (2011).
Friggin’ KING!
Friggin’ KING!
What’s this shit? @support.bsky.team
November 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
What’s this shit? @support.bsky.team