Matt Wisnefske
@mattwisnefske.bsky.social
Dude. Duder. El Duderino.
Nothing says yummy American Maple Syrup like Minnesota via Mississippi.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nothing says yummy American Maple Syrup like Minnesota via Mississippi.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Thank God AI is here to help me with my new puppy:
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Thank God AI is here to help me with my new puppy:
Call me back when it reacts to a prompt like the one below with something like "that doesn't make sense, why should we name it?"
August 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Call me back when it reacts to a prompt like the one below with something like "that doesn't make sense, why should we name it?"
Also… why did Gemini bring up Minecraft?
August 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Also… why did Gemini bring up Minecraft?
Ok fine, you win NYT:
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ok fine, you win NYT:
Ok... somehow, someway this turned into the New Girl theme in my head:
"Hey Girl, whatcha doin? Hey Girl, where ya goin? Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Diedre!"
"Hey Girl, whatcha doin? Hey Girl, where ya goin? Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Diedre!"
June 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ok... somehow, someway this turned into the New Girl theme in my head:
"Hey Girl, whatcha doin? Hey Girl, where ya goin? Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Diedre!"
"Hey Girl, whatcha doin? Hey Girl, where ya goin? Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Diedre!"
‘You posted top secret mission details in another signal chat?’
April 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
‘You posted top secret mission details in another signal chat?’
Ah... ok. Good, see where you imply these were "slaves" I read the source material, which notes that they were convicted felons, often murderers.
Seems like an important distinction.
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Seems like an important distinction.
pbs.twimg.com/media/DBp4hQ...
March 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ah... ok. Good, see where you imply these were "slaves" I read the source material, which notes that they were convicted felons, often murderers.
Seems like an important distinction.
pbs.twimg.com/media/DBp4hQ...
Seems like an important distinction.
pbs.twimg.com/media/DBp4hQ...
Kids: "Mom, dad, can we have Doug Ford?"
Dad: "We have Doug Ford at home."
*Doug Ford at Home*
Dad: "We have Doug Ford at home."
*Doug Ford at Home*
March 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Kids: "Mom, dad, can we have Doug Ford?"
Dad: "We have Doug Ford at home."
*Doug Ford at Home*
Dad: "We have Doug Ford at home."
*Doug Ford at Home*
Dems in Congress be like:
March 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Dems in Congress be like:
"Sometimes you own the libs, and sometimes, well, the libs own you."
February 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Sometimes you own the libs, and sometimes, well, the libs own you."
“You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?”
January 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?”
The Lions will never win a Super Bowl… it is known.
December 9, 2024 at 4:34 AM
The Lions will never win a Super Bowl… it is known.