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Going places, live music, films, Spurs induced suffering, cats, football shirts, pints, NIN, deep introspective techno, poppadoms. Southerner in Manchester
All their goals came within minutes of ours. Pathetic coys
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Two screamers and two fucking donkey bits of defending coys
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It’s always a screamer coys
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oh well coys
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
We can all agree Twitter is a cesspit and that Bluesky might need juice or whatever, but I really implore spurs fans to just mute or block all Arse fans/content. Why make this place miserable? Tad boring but at least it doesn’t boil me blood 😂
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I didn’t watch a single minute of the game yesterday and I am glad I stuck with my choice to watch Nice TV instead. Seen the Richarlison goal and all I can say is that it is a tremendous pity we won’t be able to watch it over and over because of the result. Toothless coys
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
England having their pants pulled down here. Will be a big blow to to their confidence, now am hoping it’s just not a whitewash #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
lol this has just me burst out laughing on a quiet train. Quality
“A succulent nineteen wickets?”. #ashes #thecricket
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Been sat on this a week but I saw The Life of Chuck on a plane and, it has left a mark on me. Trailers make it look a bit hokie, but I just found it so profound. I dunno. A lot of dancing but it scratched an itch I didn’t know I had
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Coys
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Does anyone else remember The Cooper Temple Clause? Incredible band. Should’ve been bigger and more recognised. Whatever happened there? <Phil Leotardo gif>
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My perverse interest out of all this malevolence is wondering, what will be The Thing? What will be the final straw? What will (hopefully) see Trump dragged out the White House and given the Ceauşescu treatment? Coys
Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."

Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’m looking forward to all the movies made about it in 10 years time
Not exactly a bombshell here but I guess I’m convinced now that Epstein was killed to protect Trump
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have always rated Richarlison
I am a casual but I am perplexed as to why Richarlison and Sarr will get a full 90 minutes. Spence poor too. Lots of shit on show today. Will have to mind my manners when out in Manchester later coys
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I am a casual but I am perplexed as to why Richarlison and Sarr will get a full 90 minutes. Spence poor too. Lots of shit on show today. Will have to mind my manners when out in Manchester later coys
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Still, all I am hearing is COYS
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Always gonna support Mike D
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Maybe I have missed this on COYSsky, but, seeing as AIA will no longer be our front of shirt sponsor after next season, WHAT WOULD WE like adorning our magnificent shirt? And who would we hate? I have some ideas www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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A viral online video, which claims to show "Ukrainian soldiers" threaten to kill Charlie Kirk's wife Erika Kirk, is fake.

Not only do the "soldiers" in the clip speak Ukrainian with a notably strong Russian accent, but it has hallmarks of a Russian disinformation campaign known as Storm-1516.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Well that is some damn fine news
To wake up to. NY is one of my favourite places on earth and I can’t wait to visit again one day once a lot of This is over. Congrats Mamdani coys
Well that was a good evening of COYS. Here’s hoping I wake up to a landslide Mamdani victory in the NY mayoral race. Be nice for a good guy to win for once and not a despicable cunt
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Well that was a good evening of COYS. Here’s hoping I wake up to a landslide Mamdani victory in the NY mayoral race. Be nice for a good guy to win for once and not a despicable cunt
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Unsure of the exact translation here but think it’s like “fuck me, Micky I’ll have your babies” coys
Tillykke fck, Micky har gjort jer berømte 💗💗
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The best part of that goal (of the season) is Vicario sprinting the length of the pitch 5 minutes after holding his hamstring coys
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM