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mattts.bsky.social
Merry ChristmattTS
@mattts.bsky.social
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Machine learning PhD with a background in electronic engineering. Currently working in the space industry

Reading my profile is doxxing, actually.
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When are we bringing back the real James?
The cover of James Pond: Underwater Agent for the Sega Mega drive. It's a blue watery background with an orange fish with a purple waist coat, shirt and bow tie holding a pistol. In the background there's an oil rig on fire and a woman, then what I think are scuba divers. At the bottom is the very old electronic arts logo with the blue square replacing the 2nd E, red circle replacing the O and a green triangle replacing the A. At the top is the Sega Mega drive logo
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I stand by this, that the mutant dinosaur is basically an XL Bully analogue
Screen from Jurassic World Rebirth with the mutant dinosaur being illuminated by someone holding an orange flare. The dinosaur is huge with a stubby face
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Where's your poppy!? Ummm...
A metal buttplug with a poppy on the base to show respect to our troops
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Started rewatching Stargate SG1 as I was feeling nostalgic
A photoshopped image of the stargate from Stargate with the hands from the goatse shock image pulling the gate open. The text at the bottom says STARGOATSE. The stargate is a metal ring with orange lights and symbols around it with a blue watery "wormhole" in the middle. It sits in a military base with a metal ramp up to the wormhole. The hands are the hands of an older man, with a ring on the left ring finger.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Joe coming to get revenge
Zangief from Street Fighter. Muscly guy with red boots, red pants and a mohawk, beard and chest hair
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
mattts.bsky.social
I HAVE NO ASS AND I MUST SIT
An edited front page of "I HAVE NO MOUTH, AND I MUST SCREAM" It says HANK HILL I HAVE NO ASS AND I MUST SIT It has PCB traces in blue and in the middle is a picture of Hank Hill, he is making a BWAAAH face. Hank is a middle aged white man with brown hair, glasses and deep lines on his forehead.
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
mattts.bsky.social
ACAB ACAB ACAB
Dark mode screenshot of a social media post with the avatar and names censored My dad just texted me at 2 am to ask if ACAB "includes the goth girl from NCIS," so I'd say his radicalization is going about as well as can be expected
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Ian Watkins would not approve of my choice of celebratory drink
Hand holding a bottle of Thor Single Malt Whisky. The bottle about 20% full and has a Thor's hammer logo. Aged 16 years. In the background is a table with placemats, flowers, blue chairs.
October 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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My friend just messaged this. Seems the pricks are out in force.
Cropped dark mode screenshot: Today Reform had a gazebo on the town bridge. So I stole all their fliers and put them in the recycling bin Reply: saluting emoji
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Unsolicited picts dick
Sketch of a pict guy. He's naked and holding a shield in one hand and someone's head in another. He has tattoos and a rope around his waist
October 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Live action One Punch Man looks weird
Poster for the drama Boots. It's mostly yellow with red text at the bottom that says BOOTS. There's an irregular grid of different scenes from a military boot camp including lots of yellow and red as well. One frame includes a close up of a bald guy wearing a yellow top on a red background.
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Same dead eyes as that Andrew Lawrence guy
A picture of Andrew Lawrence on an orange background. He's a white man with ginger hair, a ginger beard and dark black lifeless eyes. He's wearing a black t-shirt under a striped shirt
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Propaganda poster with all caps that says BACK LABOUR'S BAN ON WITCHER SWORDS The Witcher text is clearly edited
October 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Squirrel.
Close up of a grey squirrel holding a nut in its mouth. It is standing on the edge of the seat of an old brown picnic bench with one front paw in the air. In the background there is grass and a wooden fence
October 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Spooky with a bonus 69
Screenshot of the mobile site for the UK government petitions. It's Green and white.. Petitions UK Government and Parliament Petition Do not introduce Digital ID cards We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at. More details Sign this petition 2,666,669 signatures
October 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I couldn't think of anything funny. He's too much of a cunt
A red background with 3 panels of Kier Starmer, an old white man in a suit with glasses. In the first panel he's looking slightly left with that black text on a yellow background reading Starving children, hating queer people censoring the internet, spying on everyone In the second panel he's looking slightly to the the right with the text reading or even the loud knock on the door for standing against genocide The bottom panel he's looking forward and it has yellow text saying "That's real Britain"
September 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I love this photo
Photo of Danny Welbeck with his shirt removed so his black vest is showing with his hand on the bald head of referee Simon Hooper who is showing a yellow card. Danny Welbeck is a 34 year old black man with hair. Simon Hooper is an old white man with no hair and wearing a pink referee top.
September 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Time to bring back this format. We need blah, not ID cards
Campaign against the alternative vote referendum On the left is a male soldier. He's white and wearing a helmet with goggles. On the left is a bright pink square with black text and a yellow X behind NOT He needs bulletproof vests NOT an alternative voting system. Say NO to spending £250million on AV. Our country can't afford it. NOtoAV
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Here's my submission for the Brit Card design competition #BritCard
A mock up design of the new British "Brit Card" ID card scheme. The background is an upside down Union Jack. In the middle is the text "Brit Card" in black text. The top left has an overlayed image of Keir Starmer (old white mad with glasses and suit) in front of some grilling sausages. The top right has a line of police with riot shields while a man in a grey track suit is being hit in the balls with a red brick Bottom right is an image of JK Rowling (old white woman with red hair) smoking a cigar in front of a body of water The bottom right is a picture of hungry poor white kid who looks pale with the subtitle "We try not to eat a lot in one day"
September 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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if you see this quote post a bridge
Render of the back of a black Asus Nvidia SLI bridge. It's a plain black PCB with some through hole wires with solder at each end for the connectors on the other side. On the side we can see is a white Asus logo then below is the Nvidia logo and the letters SLI. Note: it's a bridge for connecting 2 computer graphics cards together to allow them to render graphics faster from about 10 years ago
September 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Me when I read someone's bio
A picture representing the hackers anonymous. A green picture with scan lines, on the right is a person wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and a black hoodie, holding papers like a news reader. On the left is the Anonymous logo. A black circle with a black laurel and the torso of someone in a suit with a question mark where the head should be
September 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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There is a chance for the funniest ever thing to happen
Dark mode twitter screenshot BBC NEWS BREAKING Thousands gather for Charlie Kirk memorial service where US President Donald Trump will lead tributes - follow live Charlie Kirk latest: Charlie Kirk memorial under way as tens of th... bbc.co.uk 20:21 21 Sept 25 27.6K Views 10 Reposts 3 Quotes 60 Likes 1 Bookmark
September 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪
A photo of a bottle of Georgian pear lemonade. The bottle is clear glass with a red and white label. The red is slightly shiny. The brand is ZEDAZENI which has a golden bird behind in. There's a picture of a pear sliced in half and below that it has red Georgian writing. The bottle is on a table next to a glass. The wall behind is an orangey colour
September 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Traditional British fish and chips for lunch 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Picture of an empty packet that says Potato Corndogs in white joined up writing on an orange banner. The packet is mostly white with orange. There's Korean writing at the top. In the middle of says Breaded Fish Sausage on a Stick. There's a picture of the orange coloured fried blob which is covered in bits of chips on a white plate. There is a clear glass dipping pot with presumably ketchup and a little curly arrow pointing to the chips that says potatoes at the background there is a cross section cutaway that shows how it looks through the middle. Beige in the middle, surrounded by white and then the orange batter/potatoes on the edge. There's another arrow that says fish sausage pointing at it
September 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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They clearly should have built up resistance to the hypno
Dark mode twitter screenshot DEATHCORE DOGGY how muchc of this is from personal experience I_Am_cyberSmith I got out of it alright, but I probably have more bodyweight than you. PhytoEstrogen, like all poisons, varies in efficacy based on the mass of the victim DEATHCORE DOGGY what about the sissy hypno. does that adjust with bodyweight too I_Am_CyberSmith No, for that, you need to prevent gifs from autoplaying in browsers and apps. Build up a resistance, brief exposure to the gifs followed by long exposure to something which makes you feel masculine, like symphonic power metal. Digital Mithridatism
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM