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Matthew Catania
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Ahoy! I'm almost clever! THE DOLOROUS ADVENTURE OF BROTHER BANENOSE, an illustrated medieval fantasy comedy, is out of print. My second novel is coming eventually! mattthecatania.wordpress.com
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Jentorra may be a longshot, but she's a toyetic longshot.
Katy O'Brian as Jentorra in Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Huntress, Catwoman, & Black Canary sing in BTBATB!
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Her jumps aren’t what they used to be, so a cardboard box had to be installed for her to reach the top of the chair for spider plant.
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black cat on chair with spider plant
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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#RiverdaleStrong
Madelaine Petsch scores jingle jangle at Trader Joe's.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Is your extra-dystopian altverse's greatest sorceress a short-haired brunette goth that debuted muzzled in another's title?
#UltimateMarvel #AbsoluteDC
Inan's debut in Ultimate Black Panther Zatanna's debut in Absolute Wonder Woman
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Why did X-Men '97 give Sentinels human teeth behind their face speakers?
#XSpoilers
battle damaged Sentinel from X-Men '97
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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She prefers StuG’s ‘n drugs to hugs.
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#Caturday
black cat in StuG box with catnip
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Tail go up on Black Friday!
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black cat on chair with spider plant
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Teela doffs her Snake Sorceress hood to let her hair down.
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Masterverse Snake Sorceress Teela with MCU She-Hulk head & Shamrock Shake
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Power Princess & Donna Troy duel over Zarda’s shield I forgot to place in frame!
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Repainted Power Princess & Donna Troy duel over Zarda’s shield I forgot to place in frame!
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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“No, I’m the superior evil Wonder Woman!”
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customized Power Princess & Superwoman action figures
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Snake Sorceress Shamrock Shake Season is a mouthful!
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#MOTU
MOTU Masterverse Snake Sorceress Teela & Shamrock Shake
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Uncanny X-Men #24 is going to sell a Jubillion copies! My favorite part is when Jubilee shouts "It's Jubeing time!" & Jubed over all her foes.
#XSpoilers
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Uncanny X-Men #24's cover by David Marquez featuring Jubilee The Living Vampire Who Isn't Sauron
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Do the Evil-Lyn-ution!
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#MOTU
repainted Masterverse New Eternia Evil-Lyn, Skele-Sorceress Evil-Lyn, & God-Lyn action figures
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Batman Forever's Sugar & Spice (Drew Barrymore & Debi Mazar), who are multiversal variants of The Hellfire Club's Emma Frost & Jean Grey
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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“There can be only one!”
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repainted Masterverse New Etheria She-Ra & Marvel Legends Power Princess action figures
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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“I’m about to steal this woman’s entire career!”
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repainted new Etheria She-Ra & Marvel Legends Power Princess
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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What if ... Sarah Sherman was Squirrel Girl?
SNL's Sarah Sherman dressed like Doreen Green
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Who wore it best?
Flula Borg as Javelin in The Suicide Squad Lewis Pullman as The Sentry in Thunderbolts*
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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“They were gonna put me on the cover of Vogue, but my legs were to long!”
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repainted Marvel Legends Power Princess
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I can’t believe it’s not Wonder Woman!
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#PowerPrincess #MarvelLegends
repainted Marvel Legends Power Princess
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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“For the honor of Grayskull, I have The Power!”
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#MarvelLegends #PowerPrincess
Repainted Marvel Legends Power Princess holds her sword aloft.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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“Oh faddle!”
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NECA Vincent Price, his raven, & his black cat are pursued by a ravenous Dracula (Christopher Lee) with a shovel.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Everyone who didn’t give NECA’s Vincent Price the award for 2024’s best accessories is empirically wrong!
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NECA's Vincent Price with teacup, raven, cookbook, & black cat. These but are a mere fraction of his accessories!
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Count Dracula is old enough that he should also be entranced by rotary telephones.
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NECA Count Von Count & Dracula (Christopher Lee) point at each other whilst holding candles.
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM