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Matthew Catania
@mattthecatania.bsky.social
Ahoy! I'm almost clever! THE DOLOROUS ADVENTURE OF BROTHER BANENOSE, an illustrated medieval fantasy comedy, is out of print. My second novel is coming eventually! mattthecatania.wordpress.com
Jentorra may be a longshot, but she's a toyetic longshot.
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Her jumps aren’t what they used to be, so a cardboard box had to be installed for her to reach the top of the chair for spider plant.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Is your extra-dystopian altverse's greatest sorceress a short-haired brunette goth that debuted muzzled in another's title?
#UltimateMarvel #AbsoluteDC
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why did X-Men '97 give Sentinels human teeth behind their face speakers?
#XSpoilers
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
She prefers StuG’s ‘n drugs to hugs.
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#Caturday
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Teela doffs her Snake Sorceress hood to let her hair down.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Power Princess & Donna Troy duel over Zarda’s shield I forgot to place in frame!
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November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“No, I’m the superior evil Wonder Woman!”
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November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Snake Sorceress Shamrock Shake Season is a mouthful!
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#MOTU
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Uncanny X-Men #24 is going to sell a Jubillion copies! My favorite part is when Jubilee shouts "It's Jubeing time!" & Jubed over all her foes.
#XSpoilers
@gailsimone.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“I’m about to steal this woman’s entire career!”
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November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What if ... Sarah Sherman was Squirrel Girl?
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Who wore it best?
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“They were gonna put me on the cover of Vogue, but my legs were to long!”
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November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“For the honor of Grayskull, I have The Power!”
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#MarvelLegends #PowerPrincess
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Everyone who didn’t give NECA’s Vincent Price the award for 2024’s best accessories is empirically wrong!
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November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Count Dracula is old enough that he should also be entranced by rotary telephones.
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November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM