Matthew Catania
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Ahoy! I'm almost clever! THE DOLOROUS ADVENTURE OF BROTHER BANENOSE, an illustrated medieval fantasy comedy, is out of print. My second novel is coming eventually! mattthecatania.wordpress.com
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a woman in a white dress is standing next to a window
Alt: Charli XCX struts across a glass table before shattering it in her music video for "Chains Of Love." If you think of the glass shards as ice & mentally color correct her so she has icy blue skin with white hair & black clothes, you can see the vision. Charlie XCX's SNL episode showed she has at least enough range & screen presence for a Legion Of Doom member.
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Both Supergirl & The Moment released trailers today. Next time they should split the difference by casting Charli XCX as Killer Frost.
#DCStudios
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#DCStudios
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Emma Mackey stars in Ella McCay because it's actually her Roman a clef.
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Emma Mackey stars in Ella McCay because it's actually her Roman a clef.
The new Street Fighter movie somehow looks better than the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The new Street Fighter movie somehow looks better than the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie.
Steven Spielberg's mysterious new sci-fi movie is a reboot of The Crows Have Eyes.
Mysterious billboards for Steven Spielberg's next film have been found in LA and Times Square.
“ALL WILL BE DISCLOSED 06.12.2026”
“ALL WILL BE DISCLOSED 06.12.2026”
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Steven Spielberg's mysterious new sci-fi movie is a reboot of The Crows Have Eyes.
Who is playing Comet in the new Supergirl movie?
#DCStudios
#DCStudios
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Who is playing Comet in the new Supergirl movie?
#DCStudios
#DCStudios
Both Supergirl & The Moment released trailers today. Next time they should split the difference by casting Charli XCX as Killer Frost.
#DCStudios
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
#DCStudios
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
a woman in a white dress is standing next to a window
Alt: Charli XCX struts across a glass table before shattering it in her music video for "Chains Of Love." If you think of the glass shards as ice & mentally color correct her so she has icy blue skin with white hair & black clothes, you can see the vision. Charlie XCX's SNL episode showed she has at least enough range & screen presence for a Legion Of Doom member.
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Both Supergirl & The Moment released trailers today. Next time they should split the difference by casting Charli XCX as Killer Frost.
#DCStudios
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
#DCStudios
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
Despite having a wider bx for his MTG card, Hasbro managed to package Man-Wolf in such a way I can't be sure he has all his accessories.
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Despite having a wider bx for his MTG card, Hasbro managed to package Man-Wolf in such a way I can't be sure he has all his accessories.
The Americans convinced me Margo Martindale would be an ideal Granny Goodness.
#DCStudios #FemaleFuries
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
#DCStudios #FemaleFuries
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
a woman in a black and white jacket says we 're in a very peculiar time
Alt: Margo Martindale in a black and white jacket says "We 're in a very peculiar time."
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December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Americans convinced me Margo Martindale would be an ideal Granny Goodness.
#DCStudios #FemaleFuries
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
#DCStudios #FemaleFuries
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
#StrangerThings
They may've even made mononymic model Birdy look less like the spitting image of Winona Ryder in the flashback than usual.
They may've even made mononymic model Birdy look less like the spitting image of Winona Ryder in the flashback than usual.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
#StrangerThings
They may've even made mononymic model Birdy look less like the spitting image of Winona Ryder in the flashback than usual.
They may've even made mononymic model Birdy look less like the spitting image of Winona Ryder in the flashback than usual.
At an X-Men restaurant, a Fastball Special ought to be a hot meatball sub with Canadian bacon & Russian dressing.
#XSpoilers
#XSpoilers
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
At an X-Men restaurant, a Fastball Special ought to be a hot meatball sub with Canadian bacon & Russian dressing.
#XSpoilers
#XSpoilers
Whosoever lifts this hammer, if they be Rick Worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!
a man in a vest and tie is talking to another man in a dark room and saying chug-a-lug .
Alt: Dean Henry Fogg (Rick Worthy) in a vest and tie is talking to Alice Quinn (Olivia Taylor Dudley) in a dark room and saying "Chug-a-lug!"
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whosoever lifts this hammer, if they be Rick Worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!
Bombogenesis isn't as fun as bonobo geneticist.
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Bombogenesis isn't as fun as bonobo geneticist.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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It's odd Hasbro never did a figure of little Princess Leia from the Obi-Wan show.
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's odd Hasbro never did a figure of little Princess Leia from the Obi-Wan show.
Hasbro Pulse wrote SOOS on the side of my parcel but they're not doing Gravity Falls toys.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hasbro Pulse wrote SOOS on the side of my parcel but they're not doing Gravity Falls toys.
Does the general public still wonder why Batman's not an Avenger or did Batfleck clear that up?
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Does the general public still wonder why Batman's not an Avenger or did Batfleck clear that up?
My cat failed her afternoon couch leap thrice.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My cat failed her afternoon couch leap thrice.
Ever since relaunching its Spawn toy line, McFarlane Toys has refused to release a regular Al Simmons Spawn in any of its basic assortments.
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ever since relaunching its Spawn toy line, McFarlane Toys has refused to release a regular Al Simmons Spawn in any of its basic assortments.
100 Nights Of Hero is playing once a day at the closer multiplex but not the one with luxury loungers & discount Tuesday.
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
100 Nights Of Hero is playing once a day at the closer multiplex but not the one with luxury loungers & discount Tuesday.
No one can agree on how to render Dash Rendar's face.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
No one can agree on how to render Dash Rendar's face.
True Confessions Of A Gunpla Guttersnipe
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
True Confessions Of A Gunpla Guttersnipe
In GDT's Frankenstein, the creature hides amongst the giant gears in the blind man's cabin. Their presence means the cabin is a mill yet there is no waterwheel or windmill to turn the cogs. There aren't even any draft animals for this work. This set design undermined the sequence's emotional core.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
In GDT's Frankenstein, the creature hides amongst the giant gears in the blind man's cabin. Their presence means the cabin is a mill yet there is no waterwheel or windmill to turn the cogs. There aren't even any draft animals for this work. This set design undermined the sequence's emotional core.
Teen Titans Go! has an episode about Beard Hunter!
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Teen Titans Go! has an episode about Beard Hunter!
If I perish on the way home from the supermarket, what's the fastest the authorities will release the groceries to my next of kin?
I don't want the milk to spoil while I'm on the slab.
I don't want the milk to spoil while I'm on the slab.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If I perish on the way home from the supermarket, what's the fastest the authorities will release the groceries to my next of kin?
I don't want the milk to spoil while I'm on the slab.
I don't want the milk to spoil while I'm on the slab.
Tig Notaro's hot lesbian action movie, Deviants, had better have a big role for Katy O'Brian with plenty of fight scenes!
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Tig Notaro Says She’s Writing a ‘Hot Lesbian Action’ Movie With Zack Snyder
Tig Notaro and Zack Snyder, who worked together on 'Army of the Dead,' are planning a 'hot lesbian action' movie.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tig Notaro's hot lesbian action movie, Deviants, had better have a big role for Katy O'Brian with plenty of fight scenes!
@thekatyo.bsky.social @thekyliechi.bsky.social @tignotaro.bsky.social @zacsnyder.bsky.social
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
@thekatyo.bsky.social @thekyliechi.bsky.social @tignotaro.bsky.social @zacsnyder.bsky.social
variety.com/2025/film/ne...