Matt of Geek
@mattofgeek.bsky.social
Comics, Transformers, DnD, Whovian, Man of Geek. All opinions my own, except the bad ones.
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One direction... ?
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
One direction... ?
Would motivation to work on a massive vid be called a ... mass driver?
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That's a Babylon 5 joke.
Because their planetary mass destruction weapons are called mass drivers.
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Fine. Don't laugh.
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That's a Babylon 5 joke.
Because their planetary mass destruction weapons are called mass drivers.
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Fine. Don't laugh.
a painting of a space ship with a blue light shining on it
ALT: a painting of a space ship with a blue light shining on it
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Would motivation to work on a massive vid be called a ... mass driver?
...
...
That's a Babylon 5 joke.
Because their planetary mass destruction weapons are called mass drivers.
...
Fine. Don't laugh.
...
...
That's a Babylon 5 joke.
Because their planetary mass destruction weapons are called mass drivers.
...
Fine. Don't laugh.
It's my understanding that there's the American method but also the Boston method.
Which, apparently, involves throwing tea leaves into the ocean or river.
Which, apparently, involves throwing tea leaves into the ocean or river.
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It's my understanding that there's the American method but also the Boston method.
Which, apparently, involves throwing tea leaves into the ocean or river.
Which, apparently, involves throwing tea leaves into the ocean or river.
Why are you doing a video on Donna Troy's ex?
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Why are you doing a video on Donna Troy's ex?
"So between Trump and Trump?"
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"So between Trump and Trump?"
" ... So much cocaine!"
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
" ... So much cocaine!"
Remy, however, would NEED to say
"It's Gambin' time!"
"It's Gambin' time!"
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Remy, however, would NEED to say
"It's Gambin' time!"
"It's Gambin' time!"
"Is that planet far away or just really small? Perhaps I'm just really large? Is this what it's like to be big like Galactus? Huh. What is 'big', really? Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those odd tasting brownies..."
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Is that planet far away or just really small? Perhaps I'm just really large? Is this what it's like to be big like Galactus? Huh. What is 'big', really? Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those odd tasting brownies..."
Tora'lyndryl Bladefire
Eladrin (autumn) Bladesinger
Wields a rapier in one hand, staff of power in the other
Thigh high boots, leggings/stockings, dark red clothing. Detached sleeves. Backless top. Short hair with long sidelocks. Thin split cloak.
Something like:
Eladrin (autumn) Bladesinger
Wields a rapier in one hand, staff of power in the other
Thigh high boots, leggings/stockings, dark red clothing. Detached sleeves. Backless top. Short hair with long sidelocks. Thin split cloak.
Something like:
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Tora'lyndryl Bladefire
Eladrin (autumn) Bladesinger
Wields a rapier in one hand, staff of power in the other
Thigh high boots, leggings/stockings, dark red clothing. Detached sleeves. Backless top. Short hair with long sidelocks. Thin split cloak.
Something like:
Eladrin (autumn) Bladesinger
Wields a rapier in one hand, staff of power in the other
Thigh high boots, leggings/stockings, dark red clothing. Detached sleeves. Backless top. Short hair with long sidelocks. Thin split cloak.
Something like:
"I don't know, Cap ... I spent an evening with a Cougar once. Wasn't a bad experience!"
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"I don't know, Cap ... I spent an evening with a Cougar once. Wasn't a bad experience!"
How many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man ?
December 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
How many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man ?
Talking about his own life expectancy there...
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Talking about his own life expectancy there...
He never puts the toilet seat down.
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
He never puts the toilet seat down.
"Real Santa hats! Genuine articles only! Worn by the big fat Fleshling himself! Buy one now before stock runs out!"
- Swindle, the Salesbot.
- Swindle, the Salesbot.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"Real Santa hats! Genuine articles only! Worn by the big fat Fleshling himself! Buy one now before stock runs out!"
- Swindle, the Salesbot.
- Swindle, the Salesbot.
The best
a man wearing a white hat with a red stripe
ALT: a man wearing a white hat with a red stripe
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The best
The monster, like his response, was silent.
Silent but deadly.
Silent but deadly.
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The monster, like his response, was silent.
Silent but deadly.
Silent but deadly.
There's a BDSM joke to be made with this.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There's a BDSM joke to be made with this.