Matt O’Brien
@mattobrien.bsky.social
Canadian in LA seen on Just For Laughs, Conan, Fox Sports, Winner of Sirius XM Top Comic and Time Out Comics to Watch
MY WIFE: *using her iPhone flashlight to make her way to the bathroom in the middle of the night*
ME ALREADY ON THE TOILET:
ME ALREADY ON THE TOILET:
March 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
MY WIFE: *using her iPhone flashlight to make her way to the bathroom in the middle of the night*
ME ALREADY ON THE TOILET:
ME ALREADY ON THE TOILET:
went in for my post vasectomy sperm analysis and treated myself to one of their jizz pens
March 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
went in for my post vasectomy sperm analysis and treated myself to one of their jizz pens
me when society collapses and people that followed me on social media are still waiting for me to talk about dropping huge loads in a Costco dairy fridge
February 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
me when society collapses and people that followed me on social media are still waiting for me to talk about dropping huge loads in a Costco dairy fridge
wow this games not as I remember it
November 28, 2024 at 7:10 AM
wow this games not as I remember it
walking into the Costco tire center feels like a church that worships a rubber god
November 23, 2024 at 11:41 PM
walking into the Costco tire center feels like a church that worships a rubber god
did you know if you put pajamas on a Costco rotisserie chicken it’ll come back to life and walk around your kitchen
November 21, 2024 at 5:13 AM
did you know if you put pajamas on a Costco rotisserie chicken it’ll come back to life and walk around your kitchen
when you drink 9 IPAs and then go bowling
November 19, 2024 at 4:57 AM
when you drink 9 IPAs and then go bowling
wow the covids out here are gettin huge
November 12, 2024 at 5:33 AM
wow the covids out here are gettin huge