Matt Nesloney
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Matt Nesloney
@mattnesloney.bsky.social
🥚🥚, Tuve-lover, Average Son Heung-min Enjoyer, 🐦, and former mediocre baseball writer for GBH | φφκα
On the record, they’re wonderful and I love them 💞

Also on the record, they’re a bunch of dirty t-sips and I enjoy their unhappiness vis-a-vis sports
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
(my siblings-in-law and their spouses [spice?] are all horns)
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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They're really having fun with it on tiktok.
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It’s like, if he doesn’t jump backwards over that defender, is he even trying his hardest?
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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You will never know how many times your life was saved because someone did their job.

Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.

You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just amazing!
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Member when our team did that? 🥲
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Throw in this bad boy
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I’m sure I’ll get there one day, but I have to admit that I was still overwhelmed by my BAS, thinking like “of course we’re losing despite beating the crap out of them”
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM