Matt Kelland
@mattkelland.bsky.social
Work: consultant, ghostwriter, marketer
The real me: writes stories and a blog about neuroscience, loves cooking, hiking, & audio dramas, has eclectic tastes in music, books, & movies, makes vintage model kits, does tai chi & yoga, and plays viola badly.
The real me: writes stories and a blog about neuroscience, loves cooking, hiking, & audio dramas, has eclectic tastes in music, books, & movies, makes vintage model kits, does tai chi & yoga, and plays viola badly.
They're not tins any more?
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
They're not tins any more?
Don't you start with your woke revisionist dinosaurs.
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Don't you start with your woke revisionist dinosaurs.
There's a great moment in S2 where they get a cameo - RR's last screen appearance, I believe.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There's a great moment in S2 where they get a cameo - RR's last screen appearance, I believe.
No, but it's the way the system is designed to interpret "suspicious behavior".
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
No, but it's the way the system is designed to interpret "suspicious behavior".
Suspicious things like "driving on back roads" or "driving within 100 miles of the border and not staying there long."
Drove to Portland via the scenic route instead of taking I-95? Yup, better pull that guy over.
Visited a friend in Machias for coffee? Obviously a criminal.
Drove to Portland via the scenic route instead of taking I-95? Yup, better pull that guy over.
Visited a friend in Machias for coffee? Obviously a criminal.
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Suspicious things like "driving on back roads" or "driving within 100 miles of the border and not staying there long."
Drove to Portland via the scenic route instead of taking I-95? Yup, better pull that guy over.
Visited a friend in Machias for coffee? Obviously a criminal.
Drove to Portland via the scenic route instead of taking I-95? Yup, better pull that guy over.
Visited a friend in Machias for coffee? Obviously a criminal.
Technically, I suppose, humanoid rather than human, since she is in fact a robot at this point.
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Technically, I suppose, humanoid rather than human, since she is in fact a robot at this point.
We harvested the last of ours last weekend, right before the first snow. I reckon we got 5-6 pounds of green tomatoes & tomatillos, now ripening in brown paper bags.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We harvested the last of ours last weekend, right before the first snow. I reckon we got 5-6 pounds of green tomatoes & tomatillos, now ripening in brown paper bags.
Yeah, it's a bit of a shock first time
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Yeah, it's a bit of a shock first time
It's from their bio on Spotify.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It's from their bio on Spotify.