Matthew
@matthewstoner.bsky.social
Big fan of tv and movies, economics fascinate me, always on airplanes.
Got my Switch 2 case and OMG this console is gonna be a GIANT.
April 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Got my Switch 2 case and OMG this console is gonna be a GIANT.
Wild
April 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Wild
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The freight guys have really started freaking out over the past 48-72 hours:
April 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The freight guys have really started freaking out over the past 48-72 hours:
Watched that Ruby Franke and I saw a lot of blame put on her business partner and social media and literally none on religion. It was all 3.
April 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Watched that Ruby Franke and I saw a lot of blame put on her business partner and social media and literally none on religion. It was all 3.
My country’s President essentially stole 15k from me, and then celebrated when he found a way to recover 8 of it back. Madness… No one man should have this much power.
April 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My country’s President essentially stole 15k from me, and then celebrated when he found a way to recover 8 of it back. Madness… No one man should have this much power.
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CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FLORIDA GATORS 🐊🐊🏀🏀🏆🏆🥂🎉🎊🪅 apnews.com/article/marc...
Florida wins its third national title and denies Houston its first, rallying for 65-63 victory
Florida and Walter Clayton Jr. somehow overcame Houston’s spirit-crushing defense Monday night to will out a 65-63 victory in an NCAA title-game thriller not decided until Clayton’s own D stopped the ...
apnews.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FLORIDA GATORS 🐊🐊🏀🏀🏆🏆🥂🎉🎊🪅 apnews.com/article/marc...
Dealing with loss is never easy 😕
March 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Dealing with loss is never easy 😕
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
They hired a drunk to be Secretary of Defense and then are surprised when he drunk texts battle plans. 🤷🏼♂️
March 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
They hired a drunk to be Secretary of Defense and then are surprised when he drunk texts battle plans. 🤷🏼♂️
Flonase has my nose feeling like a Lambo
March 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Flonase has my nose feeling like a Lambo
Always ALWAYS pay the extra money when traveling for a full refund. Life is just TOO unpredictable.
March 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Always ALWAYS pay the extra money when traveling for a full refund. Life is just TOO unpredictable.
For the life of me I’ll never understand everyone’s obsession with the price of eggs.
March 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
For the life of me I’ll never understand everyone’s obsession with the price of eggs.
Watching my 401k tank because some idiot in Washington wants to feel cool and powerful is just so awesome. 🙄🙄🙄
March 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Watching my 401k tank because some idiot in Washington wants to feel cool and powerful is just so awesome. 🙄🙄🙄
Hedged my bets but I called it!
Best Picture tonight:
My head: Anora
My heart: The substance
Terrible but predictable academy choice: The Brutalist
My head: Anora
My heart: The substance
Terrible but predictable academy choice: The Brutalist
March 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hedged my bets but I called it!
Best Picture tonight:
My head: Anora
My heart: The substance
Terrible but predictable academy choice: The Brutalist
My head: Anora
My heart: The substance
Terrible but predictable academy choice: The Brutalist
March 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Best Picture tonight:
My head: Anora
My heart: The substance
Terrible but predictable academy choice: The Brutalist
My head: Anora
My heart: The substance
Terrible but predictable academy choice: The Brutalist
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A man of genius.
Taking a shower with my dishes so I don't have to wash them
February 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A man of genius.
RIP Harriet the Spy. 😢
February 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
RIP Harriet the Spy. 😢
It’s a low tech jetway kind of day.
February 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s a low tech jetway kind of day.
Flashes for Blue Sky is a home run! Love it. Can’t wait for the creators to really get on board.
February 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Flashes for Blue Sky is a home run! Love it. Can’t wait for the creators to really get on board.