MKB
@matthewkbegbie.bsky.social
TV writer, playwright, and future ghost
Currently: ELSBETH on CBS
Previously: Gossip Girl & Schmigadoon
Currently: ELSBETH on CBS
Previously: Gossip Girl & Schmigadoon
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“Netflix is the biggest streaming service in the world. Consolidating its power over the streaming video market not only kills jobs but also raises prices and hurts the U.S. entertainment industry.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Hollywood Labor Comes Out Swinging Against Warner Bros.-Netflix Deal: “This Merger Must Be Blocked”
The most severe in its criticism was the Writers Guild of America, so far.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Netflix is the biggest streaming service in the world. Consolidating its power over the streaming video market not only kills jobs but also raises prices and hurts the U.S. entertainment industry.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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Danced in my scanties
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Danced in my scanties
Might book a doctor's appointment just because I'm in the mood to yell at someone.
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Might book a doctor's appointment just because I'm in the mood to yell at someone.
If I had a gun, I would keep it in this box.
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If I had a gun, I would keep it in this box.
Pluribus is a cautionary tale about being the only gay person left at the party.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Pluribus is a cautionary tale about being the only gay person left at the party.
I, a person who played ice hockey for 12 years, welcome the mainstream discovery of the "hockey butt"
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I, a person who played ice hockey for 12 years, welcome the mainstream discovery of the "hockey butt"
20% is not a sale. You're embarrassing yourself!
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
20% is not a sale. You're embarrassing yourself!
No one tells you that 90% of maturing is just learning when to shut the hell up.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No one tells you that 90% of maturing is just learning when to shut the hell up.
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While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
Once I was entering the UK and they asked what I meant by "WRITER" -- I explained my job to the agent and he replied, "So ... you're unemployed."
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Once I was entering the UK and they asked what I meant by "WRITER" -- I explained my job to the agent and he replied, "So ... you're unemployed."
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Elsbeth doing an episode about a pop star buying a convent after doing a racy music video in a church, combining Katy Perry and Sabrina Carpenter….truly no one is doing it like Robert and Michelle King
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Elsbeth doing an episode about a pop star buying a convent after doing a racy music video in a church, combining Katy Perry and Sabrina Carpenter….truly no one is doing it like Robert and Michelle King
I fear I'm in a dark place. I'm considering catching up on Dexter.
August 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I fear I'm in a dark place. I'm considering catching up on Dexter.
I do NOT need AI to explain to me what Tracy Turnblad already has!!!
August 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I do NOT need AI to explain to me what Tracy Turnblad already has!!!
Someone give their casting director a Nobel Prize.
July 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Someone give their casting director a Nobel Prize.
Tamra, my AI girlfriend who I programmed to only say nice things about me, agrees that my bitch wife and three annoying kids are having a negative impact on my mental health.
July 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Tamra, my AI girlfriend who I programmed to only say nice things about me, agrees that my bitch wife and three annoying kids are having a negative impact on my mental health.
Yapped my heart out at the gay bar.
I think I found my calling.
I think I found my calling.
June 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Yapped my heart out at the gay bar.
I think I found my calling.
I think I found my calling.
I think whatever loyalty (if any) I have toward JetBlue comes from how grateful I am that they flew Elle Woods to her Harvard personal essay performance.
June 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think whatever loyalty (if any) I have toward JetBlue comes from how grateful I am that they flew Elle Woods to her Harvard personal essay performance.
I honestly almost witnessed a mutiny when the DJ on the pride boat party wearing a name tag that said "ALLY" started playing Monster and changed the song before Nicki's verse.
Genuinely almost watched that man go overboard.
They said WALK THE PLANK.
Genuinely almost watched that man go overboard.
They said WALK THE PLANK.
June 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I honestly almost witnessed a mutiny when the DJ on the pride boat party wearing a name tag that said "ALLY" started playing Monster and changed the song before Nicki's verse.
Genuinely almost watched that man go overboard.
They said WALK THE PLANK.
Genuinely almost watched that man go overboard.
They said WALK THE PLANK.
You know you can trust a woman named Maureen.
June 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You know you can trust a woman named Maureen.
Paul King, the obvious casting is RIGHT THERE.
June 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Paul King, the obvious casting is RIGHT THERE.
Me on a pride party boat tomorrow:
June 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Me on a pride party boat tomorrow:
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