Matthew FitzSimmons
@matthewfitzsimmons.bsky.social
Lives in Washington D.C., writes novels, provides shade and a central meeting place at concerts. Rep'd by David Hale Smith at Inkwell Management.
Latest novel is The Slate, available now: https://a.co/d/dDW6gce
Latest novel is The Slate, available now: https://a.co/d/dDW6gce
A sight to behold.
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A sight to behold.
What in the Stanley Tucci?!?
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What in the Stanley Tucci?!?
Stacee Jaxx went on to produce a lot of important Tugg Speedman pictures.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Stacee Jaxx went on to produce a lot of important Tugg Speedman pictures.
And her mama...
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And her mama...
You're just making up words now to upset me.
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You're just making up words now to upset me.
The answer is always Raul Julia.
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The answer is always Raul Julia.
Sometimes you just had to let John Woo cook.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sometimes you just had to let John Woo cook.
And now I want that to be one genre.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And now I want that to be one genre.
Stephen Seagal: I'm the star!
Tommy Lee Jones: I don't care.
Tommy Lee Jones: I don't care.
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Stephen Seagal: I'm the star!
Tommy Lee Jones: I don't care.
Tommy Lee Jones: I don't care.
Everyone except Hicks is kind of a jerk. Yeah, I'm looking at you too, Newt.
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Everyone except Hicks is kind of a jerk. Yeah, I'm looking at you too, Newt.
Hannibal Lecter is not a jerk. He is a cannibal. There is a difference.
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hannibal Lecter is not a jerk. He is a cannibal. There is a difference.
Ha, last January I wound up going on a California Dreamin' deep dive because of Bobby Womack's cover and found this song, too. Beautiful indeed.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ha, last January I wound up going on a California Dreamin' deep dive because of Bobby Womack's cover and found this song, too. Beautiful indeed.
New to me although it came out in '21. Listened to it a lot while finishing my new book. Perhaps a little on the nose in retrospect.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WLa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WLa...
The Felice Brothers - "Jazz on the Autobahn" (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Felice Brothers
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
New to me although it came out in '21. Listened to it a lot while finishing my new book. Perhaps a little on the nose in retrospect.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WLa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WLa...
You magnificent son of a bitch...
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You magnificent son of a bitch...
Always commit to the bit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Always commit to the bit.
Wait, Cousin Scrint is that really you?
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wait, Cousin Scrint is that really you?