Matthes
@matthesvdw.bsky.social
Veranstaltungstechniker, Freund von Musik und Fantasy, er/ihn
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"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
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Here ya go. Enjoy Cats vs Bears😂😂😂
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Here ya go. Enjoy Cats vs Bears😂😂😂
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Durch kluge Züge auf den Eisernen Thron.
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Durch kluge Züge auf den Eisernen Thron.
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KI - Wenn du Denken auf wish bestellst.
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
KI - Wenn du Denken auf wish bestellst.
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
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There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.
Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.
"Oi!" I called.
"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."
Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.
"Oi!" I called.
"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."
Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.
Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.
"Oi!" I called.
"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."
Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.
"Oi!" I called.
"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."
Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
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- Leberkäse
- Scheuermilch
- Sonnenmilch
- Katzenzungen
- Kinderschokolade
- Milchmäuse
- Christlich demokratische/soziale Union
Es gibt unzählige Dinge, die nicht das enthalten, was drauf steht, aber am Veggi-Schnitzel geht die Welt zu Grunde. 🙄
- Scheuermilch
- Sonnenmilch
- Katzenzungen
- Kinderschokolade
- Milchmäuse
- Christlich demokratische/soziale Union
Es gibt unzählige Dinge, die nicht das enthalten, was drauf steht, aber am Veggi-Schnitzel geht die Welt zu Grunde. 🙄
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
- Leberkäse
- Scheuermilch
- Sonnenmilch
- Katzenzungen
- Kinderschokolade
- Milchmäuse
- Christlich demokratische/soziale Union
Es gibt unzählige Dinge, die nicht das enthalten, was drauf steht, aber am Veggi-Schnitzel geht die Welt zu Grunde. 🙄
- Scheuermilch
- Sonnenmilch
- Katzenzungen
- Kinderschokolade
- Milchmäuse
- Christlich demokratische/soziale Union
Es gibt unzählige Dinge, die nicht das enthalten, was drauf steht, aber am Veggi-Schnitzel geht die Welt zu Grunde. 🙄
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DAMN I just realized a major marker of our generational divide is whether you:
- Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal
OR
- Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
- Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal
OR
- Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
October 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
DAMN I just realized a major marker of our generational divide is whether you:
- Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal
OR
- Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
- Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal
OR
- Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
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See you all next monday!
September 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
See you all next monday!
Mach's gut kleiner Bär. Grüß Jacky auf der anderen Seite! 🌈
July 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Mach's gut kleiner Bär. Grüß Jacky auf der anderen Seite! 🌈
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The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
May 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
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How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?
April 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?
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Wal verschluckt Kajakfahrer - und spuckt ihn wieder aus#Chile#Buckelwal
Wal verschluckt Kajakfahrer - und spuckt ihn wieder aus
Ein Kajakfahrer paddelt in Chile übers Meer, als plötzlich ein Wal aus dem Wasser schießt - und den Mann verschluckt.
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February 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Wal verschluckt Kajakfahrer - und spuckt ihn wieder aus#Chile#Buckelwal