Matt Bevan
@mattbevan.bsky.social
Host/writer of 'If You’re Listening’ from ABC News. http://seedisclaimer.com
Contact me via ifyourelistening [at] abc.net.au
Contact me via ifyourelistening [at] abc.net.au
Every other public broadcaster in the world watching Trump attack the BBC
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Every other public broadcaster in the world watching Trump attack the BBC
The west side of the lake, where they're proposing a HSR station, has a very small population. Also, if they are going to go west of the lakes they should have a station at Wyong. They're not going to though - everyone in the Central Coast will have to keep traipsing to Gosford.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The west side of the lake, where they're proposing a HSR station, has a very small population. Also, if they are going to go west of the lakes they should have a station at Wyong. They're not going to though - everyone in the Central Coast will have to keep traipsing to Gosford.
They're not going to do this but the route should be going down the east side of Lake Macquarie and Lake Tuggerah:
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They're not going to do this but the route should be going down the east side of Lake Macquarie and Lake Tuggerah:
This is a photo from Trump’s renovation of the Lincoln bedroom ensuite and um… can people in the East Wing and Treasury Building just… watch White House guests poop?
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is a photo from Trump’s renovation of the Lincoln bedroom ensuite and um… can people in the East Wing and Treasury Building just… watch White House guests poop?
My 4 kids are currently trying to play with water bombs
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My 4 kids are currently trying to play with water bombs
The Australian Government has launched an "ESCAPE. HIDE. TELL." campaign to help people respond if they're confronted by an armed attacker.
I mean... I feel like "run away, hide, call for help" is something that 3.7 billion years of evolution has hardwired into our DNA but sure, thanks for the tip.
I mean... I feel like "run away, hide, call for help" is something that 3.7 billion years of evolution has hardwired into our DNA but sure, thanks for the tip.
October 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Australian Government has launched an "ESCAPE. HIDE. TELL." campaign to help people respond if they're confronted by an armed attacker.
I mean... I feel like "run away, hide, call for help" is something that 3.7 billion years of evolution has hardwired into our DNA but sure, thanks for the tip.
I mean... I feel like "run away, hide, call for help" is something that 3.7 billion years of evolution has hardwired into our DNA but sure, thanks for the tip.
Checking in on the White House renovations…
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Checking in on the White House renovations…
Lol Melbourne-Adelaide
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Lol Melbourne-Adelaide
Australians on Facebook reading American news: Yeah, you tell him! No Kings!!!
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
October 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Australians on Facebook reading American news: Yeah, you tell him! No Kings!!!
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
Ahyes, thanks Grok, very helpful information
October 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ahyes, thanks Grok, very helpful information
Set to pursue other opportunities such as tying damsels to railroad tracks or working for Cruella de Vil
October 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Set to pursue other opportunities such as tying damsels to railroad tracks or working for Cruella de Vil
Everyone: I’ll make sure I’ve got access to a nice big TV to watch the Grand Final highlights.
Channel 9: Lol thanks, more room for Kia ads
Channel 9: Lol thanks, more room for Kia ads
October 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Everyone: I’ll make sure I’ve got access to a nice big TV to watch the Grand Final highlights.
Channel 9: Lol thanks, more room for Kia ads
Channel 9: Lol thanks, more room for Kia ads
On K’gari it is not only very grown up to carry a cool stick, it is a basic safety procedure.
October 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
On K’gari it is not only very grown up to carry a cool stick, it is a basic safety procedure.
Visiting K’gari (Fraser Island) with family and it wasn’t until I got here that I learned that you have to carry a stick with you wherever you go.
This should be on the tourism brochure. Mandatory stick carrying is every dude’s dream.
This should be on the tourism brochure. Mandatory stick carrying is every dude’s dream.
October 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Visiting K’gari (Fraser Island) with family and it wasn’t until I got here that I learned that you have to carry a stick with you wherever you go.
This should be on the tourism brochure. Mandatory stick carrying is every dude’s dream.
This should be on the tourism brochure. Mandatory stick carrying is every dude’s dream.
“Older generation who grew up with The Simpsons”
October 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“Older generation who grew up with The Simpsons”
Stalin after he’s clipped his last former ally out of all the photos.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Stalin after he’s clipped his last former ally out of all the photos.
Obviously there’s a lot to be said out of this but one thing that isn’t being discussed enough is how Jo Koy somehow still gets gigs even after the 2024 Golden Globes.
September 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Obviously there’s a lot to be said out of this but one thing that isn’t being discussed enough is how Jo Koy somehow still gets gigs even after the 2024 Golden Globes.
Tomorrow on If You're Listening, the danger of the "they are coming to get us" narrative that is now spreading in America.
September 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Tomorrow on If You're Listening, the danger of the "they are coming to get us" narrative that is now spreading in America.
UX designer: "How many ads should people using your social media site be served while they're trying to read your posts, sir?"
Trump: "Yes"
Trump: "Yes"
September 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
UX designer: "How many ads should people using your social media site be served while they're trying to read your posts, sir?"
Trump: "Yes"
Trump: "Yes"
The boys rocking up in Utah
September 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The boys rocking up in Utah
So, Trump has posted this statement on his X page, and there is clearly some kind of AI going on in this video.
I dunno if it's a morph cut or what's going on, but at the 18 second mark something very weird is happening. I'll post the link to the full video below so you know I didn't fake this
I dunno if it's a morph cut or what's going on, but at the 18 second mark something very weird is happening. I'll post the link to the full video below so you know I didn't fake this
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
So, Trump has posted this statement on his X page, and there is clearly some kind of AI going on in this video.
I dunno if it's a morph cut or what's going on, but at the 18 second mark something very weird is happening. I'll post the link to the full video below so you know I didn't fake this
I dunno if it's a morph cut or what's going on, but at the 18 second mark something very weird is happening. I'll post the link to the full video below so you know I didn't fake this
I miss the days when rugby league was simpler. There was no bunker, no Sportsbet ads and apparently the Balmain Tigers were sponsored by the concept of “computers”
September 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I miss the days when rugby league was simpler. There was no bunker, no Sportsbet ads and apparently the Balmain Tigers were sponsored by the concept of “computers”
I’m sorry, that can’t possibly be where a scorpion’s anus is.
August 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’m sorry, that can’t possibly be where a scorpion’s anus is.