Matt Anderson
@mattbegins.bsky.social
Host of DOES THIS COME IN CHROMIUM? - an enhanced comic book podcast launching October 2025
Writer of comic books: KUNG FU PANDA, WHITE PICKET FENCES, SHREK, LITTLEST PET SHOP, and more!
Cousin Oliver/3rd chair on THE BLOODYBITS HORROR SHOW
Writer of comic books: KUNG FU PANDA, WHITE PICKET FENCES, SHREK, LITTLEST PET SHOP, and more!
Cousin Oliver/3rd chair on THE BLOODYBITS HORROR SHOW
These two could probably come up with some sort of mutually beneficial pants arrangement.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
These two could probably come up with some sort of mutually beneficial pants arrangement.
Remember kids: if you see something, blame a foreigner
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Remember kids: if you see something, blame a foreigner
Not to devolve into media criticism here, but his name is Portable-Man. Is it really front page news that he left one location for another?
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not to devolve into media criticism here, but his name is Portable-Man. Is it really front page news that he left one location for another?
I want him to audition for a spot in the Justice League.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I want him to audition for a spot in the Justice League.
I can’t decide if those suspenders are purely decorative or if those tiny shorts actually need the support.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I can’t decide if those suspenders are purely decorative or if those tiny shorts actually need the support.
It’s weird that this style of mask never caught on.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s weird that this style of mask never caught on.
Rep. Maria Salazar hard at work.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Rep. Maria Salazar hard at work.
Amazing Man is not an amazing planner.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Amazing Man is not an amazing planner.
When you know how asking questions works
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When you know how asking questions works
I really enjoyed the Vasil Ghurkos character, but calling him one of Superman’s “most terrifying villains” is some next level clickbait.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I really enjoyed the Vasil Ghurkos character, but calling him one of Superman’s “most terrifying villains” is some next level clickbait.
Have you ever made out in dark hallways?
Displayed a kiss that made your day?
Or say, play a track from your record collection?
It's your mix, congratulations
We change a lot and then some, some
Know that we have always been down, down
If I ever didn’t thank you, you
Then just let me do it now
Displayed a kiss that made your day?
Or say, play a track from your record collection?
It's your mix, congratulations
We change a lot and then some, some
Know that we have always been down, down
If I ever didn’t thank you, you
Then just let me do it now
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Have you ever made out in dark hallways?
Displayed a kiss that made your day?
Or say, play a track from your record collection?
It's your mix, congratulations
We change a lot and then some, some
Know that we have always been down, down
If I ever didn’t thank you, you
Then just let me do it now
Displayed a kiss that made your day?
Or say, play a track from your record collection?
It's your mix, congratulations
We change a lot and then some, some
Know that we have always been down, down
If I ever didn’t thank you, you
Then just let me do it now
Every now and then I remember that “Voices Carry” is one of the greatest songs ever and I listen to it on repeat.
Today is one of those days.
Today is one of those days.
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Every now and then I remember that “Voices Carry” is one of the greatest songs ever and I listen to it on repeat.
Today is one of those days.
Today is one of those days.
Who needs Ancestry and genetic testing when pinching a nerve to stimulate a neck gland will tell you all you need to know about your lineage.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who needs Ancestry and genetic testing when pinching a nerve to stimulate a neck gland will tell you all you need to know about your lineage.
All aboard the “Oh you” express.
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
All aboard the “Oh you” express.
The Shoebill Stork can and will judge you (harshly).
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Shoebill Stork can and will judge you (harshly).
These are the eyes of a poet.
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
These are the eyes of a poet.
New shared universe
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
New shared universe
I’m not much of a bucket list person, but I would love to stand next to a Shoebill Stork before I die (preferably my death would not be at the beak of the Shoebill, but I’m willing to at least consider it).
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m not much of a bucket list person, but I would love to stand next to a Shoebill Stork before I die (preferably my death would not be at the beak of the Shoebill, but I’m willing to at least consider it).
How can you possibly resist the call to write about this?
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
How can you possibly resist the call to write about this?
The world needs a @thebandcake.bsky.social style song about this man’s high collar and low bow tie.
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The world needs a @thebandcake.bsky.social style song about this man’s high collar and low bow tie.
Fedora wearing Captain Obvious has waited his whole life for a moment like this.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Fedora wearing Captain Obvious has waited his whole life for a moment like this.
The last thing on Earth this man wants to be is filmed.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The last thing on Earth this man wants to be is filmed.
Please never say “sinister load” again.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Please never say “sinister load” again.
“Niles soon designs a sheet of his metal so as to cover the entire body, except for the face and legs…
…
…because he measured wrong and ran out of material.”
…
…because he measured wrong and ran out of material.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“Niles soon designs a sheet of his metal so as to cover the entire body, except for the face and legs…
…
…because he measured wrong and ran out of material.”
…
…because he measured wrong and ran out of material.”