Matta Napkin
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November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.
Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.
Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Hard to tell how I’m doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.
Hard to tell how I’m doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Hard to tell how I’m doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.
Hard to tell how I’m doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.
It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.
It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.
Trying to figure out my "cheat meal."
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Trying to figure out my "cheat meal."
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.
I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.
I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.
Happy Saint Halloweens!
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Saint Halloweens!
Be careful out there tomorrow!
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Be careful out there tomorrow!
From the Matta Napkin Vault
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
From the Matta Napkin Vault
I love a homemade costume.
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I love a homemade costume.
Mmmm... plus it's only 100 calories!
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mmmm... plus it's only 100 calories!
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Nothing with fabric feels comfortable. Otherwise, I’m absolutely thriving.
Nothing with fabric feels comfortable. Otherwise, I’m absolutely thriving.
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Nothing with fabric feels comfortable. Otherwise, I’m absolutely thriving.
Nothing with fabric feels comfortable. Otherwise, I’m absolutely thriving.
Here’s a Halloween sneak peek at our newest project! We set out to recapture the magic of real kids just being themselves and pairing it with truly magnificent animation.
PLEASE SHARE!!!!! We'd love to make more!
PLEASE SHARE!!!!! We'd love to make more!
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Here’s a Halloween sneak peek at our newest project! We set out to recapture the magic of real kids just being themselves and pairing it with truly magnificent animation.
PLEASE SHARE!!!!! We'd love to make more!
PLEASE SHARE!!!!! We'd love to make more!
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
*So far, it's going well-ish. I've yet to hurt myself, and I feel 37% better!
*So far, it's going well-ish. I've yet to hurt myself, and I feel 37% better!
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
*So far, it's going well-ish. I've yet to hurt myself, and I feel 37% better!
*So far, it's going well-ish. I've yet to hurt myself, and I feel 37% better!
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
October 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Get some fun this weekend.
October 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Get some fun this weekend.
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Got my physical… it went mostly well. Apparently, I need to lose about the same amount as a one-cubic-foot bag of wood mulch with a rip on the side. He didn’t say that out loud, but I could tell he was thinking it. It begins today.
Got my physical… it went mostly well. Apparently, I need to lose about the same amount as a one-cubic-foot bag of wood mulch with a rip on the side. He didn’t say that out loud, but I could tell he was thinking it. It begins today.
October 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Got my physical… it went mostly well. Apparently, I need to lose about the same amount as a one-cubic-foot bag of wood mulch with a rip on the side. He didn’t say that out loud, but I could tell he was thinking it. It begins today.
Got my physical… it went mostly well. Apparently, I need to lose about the same amount as a one-cubic-foot bag of wood mulch with a rip on the side. He didn’t say that out loud, but I could tell he was thinking it. It begins today.
MONDAY! They're always watching.
October 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
MONDAY! They're always watching.
Sunday Napkin-ness
October 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sunday Napkin-ness
My last button in the "Please Stop Series."
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My last button in the "Please Stop Series."
Supposedly, this is happening tomorrow. I hope not.
September 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Supposedly, this is happening tomorrow. I hope not.
Choose the caption:
1. Is the Tylenol AK-47 safe for kids?
2. Dear Dr. Oz… is the Extra Strength AK-47™ safe?
3. They really should rethink those acetaminophen bullets.
1. Is the Tylenol AK-47 safe for kids?
2. Dear Dr. Oz… is the Extra Strength AK-47™ safe?
3. They really should rethink those acetaminophen bullets.
September 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Choose the caption:
1. Is the Tylenol AK-47 safe for kids?
2. Dear Dr. Oz… is the Extra Strength AK-47™ safe?
3. They really should rethink those acetaminophen bullets.
1. Is the Tylenol AK-47 safe for kids?
2. Dear Dr. Oz… is the Extra Strength AK-47™ safe?
3. They really should rethink those acetaminophen bullets.