Matta Napkin
@mattanapkin.bsky.social
Home of the STOP F*CKING LYING pins.
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I'm "holidaying-up" some of my napkin silliness.
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm "holidaying-up" some of my napkin silliness.
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V2
"Quiet Piggy."
"Quiet Piggy."
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V2
"Quiet Piggy."
"Quiet Piggy."
FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts
#chicktracts
#chicktracts
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts
#chicktracts
#chicktracts
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
I celebrate my belly vengeance with needlepoint.
I celebrate my belly vengeance with needlepoint.
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
I celebrate my belly vengeance with needlepoint.
I celebrate my belly vengeance with needlepoint.
My fifth favorite #Thanksgiving napkin.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My fifth favorite #Thanksgiving napkin.
My second favorite #thanksgiving napkin.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My second favorite #thanksgiving napkin.
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From our family to yours! Happy Pre-Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving #turkey #family
From our family to yours! Happy Pre-Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving #turkey #family
what food are you bringing to Monster Thanksgiving?
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November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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From our family to yours! Happy Pre-Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving #turkey #family
From our family to yours! Happy Pre-Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving #turkey #family
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.
Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.
Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Hard to tell how I’m doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.
Hard to tell how I’m doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Hard to tell how I’m doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.
Hard to tell how I’m doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.
It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.
It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.
Trying to figure out my "cheat meal."
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Trying to figure out my "cheat meal."
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.
I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.
I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.
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Can't share what you don't have
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Can't share what you don't have
Happy Saint Halloweens!
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Saint Halloweens!
Be careful out there tomorrow!
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Be careful out there tomorrow!
From the Matta Napkin Vault
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
From the Matta Napkin Vault
I love a homemade costume.
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I love a homemade costume.
Mmmm... plus it's only 100 calories!
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mmmm... plus it's only 100 calories!