carl satan
@mattaklap.bsky.social
I teach revolution, and not just to my cat.
This account is largely concerned with hobbits
This account is largely concerned with hobbits
somehow the Overton window has basically become beer goggles
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
somehow the Overton window has basically become beer goggles
Totally, that's where a fragile flower like me appreciates the difficulty slider
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Totally, that's where a fragile flower like me appreciates the difficulty slider
this might be the best game I ever play(ed)
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
this might be the best game I ever play(ed)
they look like they've been drinking paint thinner all week
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
they look like they've been drinking paint thinner all week
a little whyte ave handshake on a Saturday night
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a little whyte ave handshake on a Saturday night
local man amazing at one niche skill, terrible at literally everything else
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
local man amazing at one niche skill, terrible at literally everything else
yah but you can also imagine kinder surprise with guns inside and so can they
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
yah but you can also imagine kinder surprise with guns inside and so can they
do they know that sometimes people still read the news
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
do they know that sometimes people still read the news
surprised bank boy didn't crayon in some shithead nonsense about AI
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
surprised bank boy didn't crayon in some shithead nonsense about AI
torching every shred of good will is such a vital american trait.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
torching every shred of good will is such a vital american trait.
jen gerson jump scare alert
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
jen gerson jump scare alert
Jackie at 71 years old doing the hovercraft stunt
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Jackie at 71 years old doing the hovercraft stunt
then the map had babies and one of them looked at me
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
then the map had babies and one of them looked at me
Connor will never see Stanley and Ken Holland will never see heaven
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Connor will never see Stanley and Ken Holland will never see heaven
Love to see cool france and cool holland decolonizing the WC
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Love to see cool france and cool holland decolonizing the WC